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“Finally, I have a good claw! See? Three human females, a number, and
a king giving himself brain surgery!”
--Zoidberg, on the ideal poker hand


“Please don't hit me! I'm brittle!”
--Zoidberg


“Aw, poor baby, chipped a fang.” -Leela
"Hey, I got a busted ass here! I don't see anyone kissing it." -Bender
"All right, I'm coming." -Zoidberg


“Bender, we didn't mind your drinking or your cleptomania or your
pornography ring.” -Leela
"In fact, that's why we love you." -Zoidberg