Did I do an INCORRECT THING??
Did I do an INCORRECT THING??
Someone in DAYTON, Ohio is selling USED CARPETS to a SERBO-CROATIAN
Hmmm ... a CRIPPLED ACCOUNTANT with a FALAFEL sandwich is HIT by a
TROLLEY-CAR ...
World War Three can be averted by adherence to a strictly enforced dress code!
“This is a job for BOB VIOLENCE and SCUM, the INCREDIBLY STUPID MUTANT DOG.”
-- Bob Violence
I have many CHARTS and DIAGRAMS..
“These are DARK TIMES for all mankind's HIGHEST VALUES!”
"These are DARK TIMES for FREEDOM and PROSPERITY!"
"These are GREAT TIMES to put your money on BAD GUY to kick the CRAP
out of MEGATON MAN!"
Leona, I want to CONFESS things to you ... I want to WRAP you in a SCARLET
ROBE trimmed with POLYVINYL CHLORIDE ... I want to EMPTY your ASHTRAYS ...
Am I elected yet?
... If I had heart failure right now, I couldn't be a more fortunate man!!
I'd like MY data-base JULIENNED and stir-fried!
There's enough money here to buy 5000 cans of Noodle-Roni!
Kids, the seven basic food groups are GUM, PUFF PASTRY, PIZZA,
PESTICIDES, ANTIBIOTICS, NUTRA-SWEET and MILK DUDS!!
I'm ZIPPY the PINHEAD and I'm totally committed to the festive mode.
I know things about TROY DONAHUE that can't even be PRINTED!!
My life is a patio of fun!
Now KEN and BARBIE are PERMANENTLY ADDICTED to MIND-ALTERING DRUGS ...
... My pants just went on a wild rampage through a Long Island Bowling Alley!!
... I want FORTY-TWO TRYNEL FLOATATION SYSTEMS installed within
SIX AND A HALF HOURS!!!
An INK-LING? Sure -- TAKE one!! Did you BUY any COMMUNIST UNIFORMS??
Should I get locked in the PRINCICAL'S OFFICE today -- or have a VASECTOMY??
Uh-oh -- WHY am I suddenly thinking of a VENERABLE religious leader
frolicking on a FORT LAUDERDALE weekend?
Now I'm being INVOLUNTARILY shuffled closer to the CLAM DIP with the
BROKEN PLASTIC FORKS in it!!
YOW!! The land of the rising SONY!!
Give them RADAR-GUIDED SKEE-BALL LANES and VELVEETA BURRITOS!!
I would like to urinate in an OVULAR, porcelain pool --
I'm pretending I'm pulling in a TROUT! Am I doing it correctly??
An air of FRENCH FRIES permeates my nostrils!!
Now my EMOTIONAL RESOURCES are heavily committed to 23% of the SMELTING
and REFINING industry of the state of NEVADA!!
Hello. I know the divorce rate among unmarried Catholic Alaskan females!!