Did I do an INCORRECT THING??
Did I do an INCORRECT THING??
Someone in DAYTON, Ohio is selling USED CARPETS to a SERBO-CROATIAN
I have many CHARTS and DIAGRAMS..
World War Three can be averted by adherence to a strictly enforced dress code!
Hmmm ... a CRIPPLED ACCOUNTANT with a FALAFEL sandwich is HIT by a
TROLLEY-CAR ...
“This is a job for BOB VIOLENCE and SCUM, the INCREDIBLY STUPID MUTANT DOG.”
-- Bob Violence
“These are DARK TIMES for all mankind's HIGHEST VALUES!”
"These are DARK TIMES for FREEDOM and PROSPERITY!"
"These are GREAT TIMES to put your money on BAD GUY to kick the CRAP
out of MEGATON MAN!"
Leona, I want to CONFESS things to you ... I want to WRAP you in a SCARLET
ROBE trimmed with POLYVINYL CHLORIDE ... I want to EMPTY your ASHTRAYS ...
... If I had heart failure right now, I couldn't be a more fortunate man!!
I'm ZIPPY the PINHEAD and I'm totally committed to the festive mode.
I'd like MY data-base JULIENNED and stir-fried!
I know things about TROY DONAHUE that can't even be PRINTED!!
Kids, the seven basic food groups are GUM, PUFF PASTRY, PIZZA,
PESTICIDES, ANTIBIOTICS, NUTRA-SWEET and MILK DUDS!!
Am I elected yet?
There's enough money here to buy 5000 cans of Noodle-Roni!
... I want FORTY-TWO TRYNEL FLOATATION SYSTEMS installed within
SIX AND A HALF HOURS!!!
Should I get locked in the PRINCICAL'S OFFICE today -- or have a VASECTOMY??
My life is a patio of fun!
... My pants just went on a wild rampage through a Long Island Bowling Alley!!
Now I'm being INVOLUNTARILY shuffled closer to the CLAM DIP with the
BROKEN PLASTIC FORKS in it!!
An INK-LING? Sure -- TAKE one!! Did you BUY any COMMUNIST UNIFORMS??
Now KEN and BARBIE are PERMANENTLY ADDICTED to MIND-ALTERING DRUGS ...
Uh-oh -- WHY am I suddenly thinking of a VENERABLE religious leader
frolicking on a FORT LAUDERDALE weekend?
YOW!! The land of the rising SONY!!
I'm pretending I'm pulling in a TROUT! Am I doing it correctly??
Give them RADAR-GUIDED SKEE-BALL LANES and VELVEETA BURRITOS!!
I would like to urinate in an OVULAR, porcelain pool --
Now my EMOTIONAL RESOURCES are heavily committed to 23% of the SMELTING
and REFINING industry of the state of NEVADA!!
Hello. I know the divorce rate among unmarried Catholic Alaskan females!!
An air of FRENCH FRIES permeates my nostrils!!