xfiles quotes

Mulder: Hey, Scully, do you believe in the after-life?
Scully: I'd settle for a life in this one.

"The X-Files: Shadows"

Mulder: You mean there's no procedure outlined for an invisible assassin?

"The X-Files: Unrequited"

Mulder & Scully: Sure. Fine. Whatever.

"The X-Files: Syzygy"

Mulder: I have a college, friend, who's with O'Neil (who's
infected) right now. Let me go to her.
Ericson: I can't let you leave (points gun at Mulder's head)
Mulder: Then you're gonna have to shoot me because I'm walking
out of here.

"The X-Files: Firewalker"

Scully: All of her clothes were on inside out and backwards.
Chung: Oh, have I had my share of mornings like that!

"The X-Files: Jose Chung's from Outer Space"

Mulder: The truth will save you Scully... I think it will save
both of us.

"The X-Files: Terma"

Mulder: You thinking about Pendrell?
Scully: I realized I didn't even know his first name. -
Actually, I was thinking about, uh... this gift that
you gave me for my birthday. You never got to tell me
why you gave it to me or what it means. But I think I
know. I think that you appreciate that there are
extraordinary men and women; extraordinary moments when
history leaps forward on the backs of these
individuals. What can be imagined, can be achieved.
You must dare to dream, but it is no substitute for
perseverance and hard work. And teamwork, because no
one gets there alone. And while we commemorate the
greatness of these events and the individuals who
achieve them, we cannot forget the sacrifices of those
who make these achievements and dreams possible.
Mulder: I just thought it was a pretty cool keychain.

"The X-Files: Max"

Sheriff: (patronisingly) They can detect every flash of
lightning on this planet. Did you know that? See, each
one emits radio waves at the same exact frequency...
Mulder: ... of human resonance. Eight cycles per second. You
can pick it up on any transistor radio. See that
Sheriff? I did my homework.

"The X-Files: D.P.O"

Mulder: At least they were having safe sex.
Scully: Business must be booming.
Mulder: I think you mean 'banging'.

"The X-Files: Avatar"

Jose: I'm familiar with Detective Manners's 'colorful'
phraseology.
Mulder: You still going to hold the boy?"
Detective Manners: You bet your blankity-blank bleep I am!
Mulder: The victim seems to confirm his alibi.
Detective Manners: The hell she did! Those kid's stories
couldn't be more bleepin' different.

"The X-Files: Jose Chung's from Outer Space"

Scully: You said it once yourself. Once you said that a dream
is an answer to a question we haven't learned how to
ask yet. You do good work Mulder.

"The X-Files: Paper Hearts"

Mulder: Either we're dealing with a psychotic religious fanatic
who's hell bent on exposing these kinds of frauds, or a
less pragmatic psycho who harbours a murderous
resentment towards the church, or maybe it's just a...
uh... very disgruntled altar boy.

"The X-Files: Revelations"

Scully: I'm just constantly amazed by you. I.. you're working
down here in the basement sifting through files and
transmissions that any other agent would just throw
away in the garbage.
Mulder: Well, that's why I'm in the basement, Scully.
Scully: You're in the basement because they know they could
drop you in the middle of a desert and tell you the
truth is out there and you'd ask them for a shovel.
Mulder: That's what you think of me?
Scully: Well, maybe not a shovel. Maybe a back hoe.
Mulder: Well, that's good, because there's some garbage in
San-Francisco I want you to help me dig through.

"The X-Files: Piper Maru"

Scully: Her name is Bambi??
Mulder: Yeah. Both her parents were naturalists. Her theory
is that UFOs are really nocturnal insect swarms passing
through electrical airfields."
Scully: Her name is Bambi??

"The X-Files: War of the Coprophages"

Scully: I'm driving! Why do you always have to drive?! Because
you're the guy? Because you're the big, macho man?
Mulder: No! I was just never sure your little feet could reach
the pedals.

"The X-Files: Syzygy"

Scully: The truth is that the type and placement of the tumor
make it difficult, to the extreme.
Mulder: I refuse to believe that, I..
Scully: For all the times I have said that to you, I am as
certain of this as you have ever been. I have cancer.
It is a mass on the wall between my sinus and cerebrum.
If it pushes into my brain, statistically there is
about zero chance of survival.
Mulder: I don't accept that. There must be some people who have
received treatment for this, we can...
Scully: Yes there are.

"The X-Files: Terma"

Scully: We eat fish and fish eat us.
Mulder: Are fish also known for eating half and saving half for
later?

"The X-Files: Quagmire"

Scully: (voiceover) I was surprised to find Mulder asleep in
my room!

"The X-Files: Jose Chung's from Outer Space"

Scully: What was that??
Mulder: I don't know - but it ain't no duck.

"The X-Files: Quagmire"

Jose: ...for although we may not be alone in the universe, in
our own separate ways, on THIS planet, we are all ...
alone.

"The X-Files: Jose Chung's from Outer Space"