Mulder: Hey, Scully, do you believe in the after-life?
Scully: I'd settle for a life in this one.
"The X-Files: Shadows"
Mulder: Hey, Scully, do you believe in the after-life?
Scully: I'd settle for a life in this one.
"The X-Files: Shadows"
Scully: I just came up with a pretty sick theory Mulder.
Mulder: Oooh, I'm listening!
"The X-Files: Our Town"
Midget: You'd be surprised how many woman find my size
intriguingly alluring.
Mulder: You'd be surprised how many men do as well.
"The X-Files: Humbug"
Mulder: Are you familiar with the 10 commandments Scully?
Scully: You want me to recite them?
Mulder: Just number four, the one about obeying the Sabbath -
the part where God made heaven and earth but didn't
bother to tell anybody about his side projects.
"The X-Files: Anasazi"
Mulder: See, this is a helium balloon here, and the one thing I
DID learn in kindergarten is, when you let them go they
float up up and away, but you see this is moving AWAY
from him ... horizontally.
Scully: Did you learn about WIND in kindergarten?
"The X-Files: The Calusari"
Scully: Mulder...toads just fell from the sky!
Mulder: I guess their parachutes didn't open.
"The X-Files: Die Hand Die Verletzt"
Mulder: I have a college, friend, who's with O'Neil (who's
infected) right now. Let me go to her.
Ericson: I can't let you leave (points gun at Mulder's head)
Mulder: Then you're gonna have to shoot me because I'm walking
out of here.
"The X-Files: Firewalker"
Mulder: You mean there's no procedure outlined for an invisible assassin?
"The X-Files: Unrequited"
Scully: All of her clothes were on inside out and backwards.
Chung: Oh, have I had my share of mornings like that!
"The X-Files: Jose Chung's from Outer Space"
Mulder & Scully: Sure. Fine. Whatever.
"The X-Files: Syzygy"
Sheriff: (patronisingly) They can detect every flash of
lightning on this planet. Did you know that? See, each
one emits radio waves at the same exact frequency...
Mulder: ... of human resonance. Eight cycles per second. You
can pick it up on any transistor radio. See that
Sheriff? I did my homework.
"The X-Files: D.P.O"
Mulder: You've been making reports on me since the beginning,
Scully, taking your LITTLE NOTES!
"The X-Files: Anasazi"
Scully: It's a north American P-51 Mustang.
Navy Investigator: Yeah, it sure is.
Mulder: I just got very turned on. (!!!)
"The X-Files: Piper Maru"
Mulder: You thinking about Pendrell?
Scully: I realized I didn't even know his first name. -
Actually, I was thinking about, uh... this gift that
you gave me for my birthday. You never got to tell me
why you gave it to me or what it means. But I think I
know. I think that you appreciate that there are
extraordinary men and women; extraordinary moments when
history leaps forward on the backs of these
individuals. What can be imagined, can be achieved.
You must dare to dream, but it is no substitute for
perseverance and hard work. And teamwork, because no
one gets there alone. And while we commemorate the
greatness of these events and the individuals who
achieve them, we cannot forget the sacrifices of those
who make these achievements and dreams possible.
Mulder: I just thought it was a pretty cool keychain.
"The X-Files: Max"
Mulder: I was a dead man and now I'm back.
"The X-Files: Paper Clip"
Mulder: If i was a betting man i'd say that it was ah ...
Scully: An invisible elephant?
Mulder: I saw David Copperfield make the statue of liberty
disappear once.
"The X-Files: Fearful Symmetry"
Scully: (to counsellor) I trust him (Mulder) as much as anyone.
I trust him with my life.
"The X-Files: Irresistible"
Scully: I've heard the truth. Now what I want are the answers.
"The X-Files: Paper Clip"
Scully: You said it once yourself. Once you said that a dream
is an answer to a question we haven't learned how to
ask yet. You do good work Mulder.
"The X-Files: Paper Hearts"
Mulder: The truth will save you Scully... I think it will save
both of us.
"The X-Files: Terma"
Mulder: At least they were having safe sex.
Scully: Business must be booming.
Mulder: I think you mean 'banging'.
"The X-Files: Avatar"
Mulder: Either we're dealing with a psychotic religious fanatic
who's hell bent on exposing these kinds of frauds, or a
less pragmatic psycho who harbours a murderous
resentment towards the church, or maybe it's just a...
uh... very disgruntled altar boy.
"The X-Files: Revelations"
Shaman: You must be careful now to end the ceremony properly.
If you leave, you must not do any work, change clothes
or bathe for four days.
Mulder: That's really gonna cut into my social life.
"The X-Files: The Blessing Way"
Jose: I'm familiar with Detective Manners's 'colorful'
phraseology.
Mulder: You still going to hold the boy?"
Detective Manners: You bet your blankity-blank bleep I am!
Mulder: The victim seems to confirm his alibi.
Detective Manners: The hell she did! Those kid's stories
couldn't be more bleepin' different.
"The X-Files: Jose Chung's from Outer Space"
Scully: We eat fish and fish eat us.
Mulder: Are fish also known for eating half and saving half for
later?
"The X-Files: Quagmire"
(on phone) Mulder: Look, I know this is a pretty horrific case,
but..
Scully: I'm OK with it, Mulder. Anyway, you could use my help.
Mulder: Always.
"The X-Files: Irresistible"
Scully: I'm just constantly amazed by you. I.. you're working
down here in the basement sifting through files and
transmissions that any other agent would just throw
away in the garbage.
Mulder: Well, that's why I'm in the basement, Scully.
Scully: You're in the basement because they know they could
drop you in the middle of a desert and tell you the
truth is out there and you'd ask them for a shovel.
Mulder: That's what you think of me?
Scully: Well, maybe not a shovel. Maybe a back hoe.
Mulder: Well, that's good, because there's some garbage in
San-Francisco I want you to help me dig through.
"The X-Files: Piper Maru"
Scully: Her name is Bambi??
Mulder: Yeah. Both her parents were naturalists. Her theory
is that UFOs are really nocturnal insect swarms passing
through electrical airfields."
Scully: Her name is Bambi??
"The X-Files: War of the Coprophages"
Mulder: We were just exhuming,....your potato.
"The X-Files: Humbug"
Scully: I'm driving! Why do you always have to drive?! Because
you're the guy? Because you're the big, macho man?
Mulder: No! I was just never sure your little feet could reach
the pedals.
"The X-Files: Syzygy"