Be nice to people on the way up, because you'll meet them on your way down.
-- Wilson Mizner
Be nice to people on the way up, because you'll meet them on your way down.
-- Wilson Mizner
When you take stuff from one writer it's plagiarism;
but when you take it from many writers, it's research.
-- Wilson Mizner
If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from
many it's research.
-- Wilson Mizner
A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.
-- Wilson Mizner
Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.
-- Wilson Mizner
If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from
many it's research.
-- Wilson Mizner
Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.
-- Wilson Mizner
Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.
-- Wilson Mizner
Insanity is considered a ground for divorce, though by the very same
token it is the shortest detour to marriage.
-- Wilson Mizner
Insanity is considered a ground for divorce, though by the very same
token it is the shortest detour to marriage.
-- Wilson Mizner
I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
-- Wilson Mizner
A drama critic is a person who surprises a playwright by informing him
what he meant.
-- Wilson Mizner
Be nice to people on the way up, because you'll meet them on your way down.
-- Wilson Mizner
God help those who do not help themselves.
-- Wilson Mizner
Be nice to people on your way up because you'll need them on your way down.
-- Wilson Mizner
A drama critic is a person who surprises a playwright by informing him
what he meant.
-- Wilson Mizner
I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
-- Wilson Mizner
God help those who do not help themselves.
-- Wilson Mizner