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Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
-- Why Why Why n°30


Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
-- Why Why Why n°42


If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
-- Why Why Why n°16


If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
-- Why Why Why n°6


Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together?
-- Why Why Why n°28


Why do 'tugboats push their barges?
-- Why Why Why n°26


Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
-- Why Why Why n°36


Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"? Shouldn't it be called a "near hit"?
-- Why Why Why n°43


Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
-- Why Why Why n°21


Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic"?
-- Why Why Why n°17


Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?
-- Why Why Why n°39


If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a tall building what would happen?
-- Why Why Why n°15


Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
-- Why Why Why n°1


If you have your finger touching the rearview mirror that says "objects in mirror are closer than they appear", how can that be possible?
-- Why Why Why n°13


You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
-- Why Why Why n°51


What is another word for "thesaurus"?
-- Why Why Why n°19


Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
-- Why Why Why n°3


Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
-- Why Why Why n°22


Why is there only ONE Monopolies Commission?
-- Why Why Why n°47


Why doesn't "onomatopoeia" sound like what it is?
-- Why Why Why n°37


Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
-- Why Why Why n°38


You know how most packages say "Open here"
-- Why Why Why n°50


How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
-- Why Why Why n°5


Does a fish get cramps after eating?
-- Why Why Why n°2


Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?
-- Why Why Why n°48


Why is it so hard to remember how to spell mnemonic?
-- Why Why Why n°40


If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with?
-- Why Why Why n°11


When they ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
-- Why Why Why n°20


Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
-- Why Why Why n°25


If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
-- Why Why Why n°9