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“`The best way to get a drink out of a Vogon is to stick
your finger down his throat...'”

- The Book, on one of the Vogon's social inadequacies.


“There are of course many problems connected with life, of
which some of the most popular are `Why are people born?'
`Why do they die?' `Why do they spend so much of the
intervening time wearing digital watches?'”

- The Book.