An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing
-- Murphy's Laws on Technology n°4
An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing
-- Murphy's Laws on Technology n°4
Some people manage by the book, even they don't know who wrote the book, or even what book
-- Murphy's Laws on Technology n°10
Technologie don't transfer.
-- Conrad's Conundrum
Any circuit design must contain at least one part which is obsolete, two parts which are unobtainable and three parts which are still under development
-- Murphy's Laws on Technology n°23
To spot the expert, pick the one who predicts the job will take the longest and cost the most
-- Murphy's Laws on Technology n°11
In designing any type of construction, no overall dimension can be totalled correctly after 4:30 p
-- Murphy's Laws on Technology n°39
Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you; tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure
-- Murphy's Laws on Technology n°5
All great discoveries are made by mistake
-- Murphy's Laws on Technology n°6
After all is said and done, a hell of a lot more is said than done
-- Murphy's Laws on Technology n°12
The first myth of management is that is exists
-- Murphy's Laws on Technology n°7
The more cordial the buyer's secretary, the greater the odds that the competition already has the order
-- Murphy's Laws on Technology n°38
The primary function of the design engineer is to make things difficult for the fabricator and impossible for the serviceman
-- Murphy's Laws on Technology n°37
Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not understand
-- Murphy's Laws on Technology n°3
A failure will not appear until the unit has passed final inspection
-- Murphy's Laws on Technology n°8
When all else fails, read the instructions
-- Murphy's Laws on Technology n°16
If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong
-- Murphy's Laws on Technology n°17
The degree of technical competence is inversely proportional to the level of management
-- Murphy's Laws on Technology n°20
We don't know one millionth of one percent about anything
-- Murphy's Laws on Technology n°32
A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost
-- Murphy's Laws on Technology n°30
Always draw your curves, then plot your reading
-- Murphy's Laws on Technology n°29
The attention span of a computer is only as long as it electrical cord
-- Murphy's Laws on Technology n°28
After all is said and done, a lot more is said than done
-- Murphy's Laws on Technology n°22
Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence
-- Murphy's Laws on Technology n°2
The degree of technical competence is inversely proportional to the level of management
-- Murphy's Laws on Technology n°26
When any instrument is dropped, it will roll into the least accessible corner
-- Murphy's Laws on Technology n°18
You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the track
-- Murphy's Laws on Technology n°1
Nothing motivates a man more than to see his boss putting in an honest day's work
-- Murphy's Laws on Technology n°9
If you can't understand it, it is intuitively obvious
-- Murphy's Laws on Technology n°24
If mathematically you end up with the incorrect answer, try multiplying by the page number
-- Murphy's Laws on Technology n°35
If an experiment works, something has gone wrong
-- Murphy's Laws on Technology n°25