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Asshole I'm talking to you.


Fuck dude, I want to be just like Terrance and Philip!


Dude! That movie was fucking sweet!


Fuck off you donkey raping shiteater!


Hey! Stop crowding us you shitfaced cockmasters!


Can I have 5 tickets to Terrance and Philip, Asses of Fire, please?


U.S.A.!


Super sweet!


What are you guys doing here?


Oh my god, you killed Kenny

You bastard.


Haha! You missed me!


Oh, sweet, dude! Yes! Yes!


Look Mr... Homeless Guy. If you don't want to buy us tickets, and not get
yourself ten bucks and buy yourself a bottle of vodka, be my guest.


Well fine, go ahead and miss church, and when you die and go to hell you
can answer to SATAN!

Ok


Don't kick the baby.


Stan, tell them about when Terrance called Philip a testicle shitting rectal
wart.


You really need all that chocolate, fat boy?


Kick the baby.


Boo boo bah bah.


Oh my god, they killed Kenny!

You bastards!


Heya fuckface, you seen Gracie?


Should we blame the government?

Or blame society?

Or should we blame the images on TV?

NO! Blame Canada!


Holy crap! Did you see that? They arrested Terrance and Philip!


What say you, Mr. American Ambassador?

Fuck Canada!


Alec, do you know what sucks about being a Baldwin?

No, what?

Nothing!


You're such a pigfucker Philip!


Aw, screw it. It probably isn't all that good anyway.

Cartman, what are you talking about? You love Terrance and Philip!

Yeah, but the animation is crappy.


Ok, now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.
Anyone? C'mon, don't be shy.


Ok children, let's take our seats, we have a lot to learn today.


I hate you Kenny.