Yeah, what would Brian Boitano do?
Yeah, what would Brian Boitano do?
Hey Satan, didja hear the news? A war just broke out up on earth.
Meet Saddam Hussein, my new partner in evil.
Fallen one, I am Satan. I am your god now!
There is no escape.
Now feel the delightful pain.
War?!
No! Gregory, no!
Now this is bad Wendy. Hold on to me.
Blame Canada!
Young man, you will tell Mr... Mackey where you heard all these horrible
phrases.
I... I...
We can't tell you, We all took a sacred oath and swore ourselves to secrecy!
It was the Terrance and Philip movie.
Eric! Did you just say the *F* word?
Jew?
No, he's talking about fuck. You can't say fuck in school you fucking
fatass.
Kyle!
Why the fuck not?
Eric!
Dude! You just said fuck again!
Stanley!
Fuck!
Kenny!
What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody! Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck.
Aw, ma! He's not even my real brother, he's adopted.
Saddam, will you let me do my job, please.
Shut up fat boy!
Chef, how do you make a woman like you more than any other guy?
Oh, that's easy. You've just gotta find the clitoris.
Huh?
Ooops.
It seems that everything's gone wrong since Canada came along!
Thank God we live in the quiet little redneck podunk white trash quiet
mountain town.
Guys, do you know where I can find the clitoris?
The what?
What, is that like finding Jesus or something?
Hey, don't call me fat you fucking Jew!
It's this V-Chip. I hate it. I can't say any dirty words.
Really? So you can't say "fuck"?
No.
And you can't say "shit"?
Nope.
So you can't say, "I'm Eric Cartman the fattest fucking piece of shit in the
world"?
Fuck you. *AAAARGH*
Dude, sweet.
Mr. Garrison? How come our moms arrested Terrance and Philip?
Yeah? That's gay.
Your moms are just upset. They're probably just all on their periods or
something.
Kyle's mom is a big fat fucking bitch!
What? Fuck you guys, I wanna get out of here.
Mom, somebody's at the door.
Coming hon!
Hey! I can't see the TV!
That movie gets better every time I see it.
You shitfaced cockmaster.
Suck my balls!
Everybody's fucking seen it.
Eric!
I'm sorry, I can't help myself. That movie has warped my fragile little
mind.
Fuck my ass and call me a bitch!
Huh?
Hmmmmm, let's see. Well, first of all, you fuck pigs.
Oh yeah!
You'd fuck your uncle!
Yeah, you're all a bunch os ass ramming uncle fuckers.
No dude, I'd be scared too, you're mom is a fucking bitch.
Don't call my mom a bitch, you fat fuck!
Don't call me fat you buttfucking son of a bitch.