Kyle, you need to stop being such a chicken shit and stand up to your
mother. You need to smack her in the face and say, "That's enough of your
shit, you fucking bitch!"
Kyle, you need to stop being such a chicken shit and stand up to your
mother. You need to smack her in the face and say, "That's enough of your
shit, you fucking bitch!"
What would Brian Boitano do?
Well I'm sorry Wendy, I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days
and doesn't die. Anyway children, lets start off with some vocabulary...
Step 1: Instead of 'ass' say 'buns'. Like 'kiss my buns' or 'You're a buns
hole'.
Step 2: Instead of 'shit' say 'poo'. As in 'bull poo' 'poo head' and 'this
poo is cold'.
Step 3: With 'bitch' drop the 't', 'Cause 'bich' is Latin for 'generosity'.
Step 4: Don't say 'fuck' anymore, 'Cause 'fuck' is the worst word that you
can say. So just use the word 'mmmkay'!
Listen you donkey raping shit eater.
Oh my god... ahh! Ahh shit! Ahh shit. Ohhh!
You're a fucking faggot, dude.
Well Philip, I hope you've learned something through this whole experience.
I have Terrance. I've learned that you are a boner biting dick fart fuck
face.
We must rid ourselves of anything Canadian.
But minister, it isn't like this film is the first troublesome thing to come
out of Canada. Let us not forget Bryan Adams.
No, no. The Canadian government has apologized for Bryan Adams on several
occasions.
What did he say?
How would you like to see the school counselor?
How would you like to suck my balls?
I want this V-Chip out of me! It has stunted my vocabulary.
It's easy, Mmmkay!
Saddam, can I talk to you over here for a second?
I don't see why you have to belittle me in fron of people like that.
Hey, relax guy.
Well sometimes I don't think you have any respect for me.
Aw, come here guy. Who's my cream puff?
Yes, yes, I saw the Terrance and Philip movie. Who wants to touch me? I said
who wants to fucking touch me?
Allright, this is for the silver medal. Spell "forensics".
Oh, fuck that, why the fuck should I have to spell forensics.
Here you go. S-U-C-K M-Y A-S-S, forensics.
Rub my nipples as I torture this little piggy!
Fucking weak, dude!
I bet him he couldn't do it. I bet him a hundred dollars...
C'mon Cartman, it's not your fault.
Oh, I know, I'm just fucking stoked I don't have to pay him.
That's real nice. He was your friend, you fat fuck!
Holy shit dude.
Let me have some candy, Cartman.
Let me see... Uhh, nope, I don't have any Jewish candy.
Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka! You're a cock sucking, ass-licking
uncle fucka!
You're an uncle fucka, yes it's true, nobody fucks uncles quite like you!
What do you expect? They're Canadian.
Off to the movies we shall go where we learn everything that we know. 'Cause
the movies teach us what our parents don't have time to say! And this
movie's gonna make our lives complete.
So guys, does it make you nervous to be in America? There are a lot of
organizations that want you arrested for destroying children.
Oh they'd have to find us first.
You're right... NOW!
Oh shit dude, now our moms are gonna find out we went to see the Terrance
and Philip movie again.
Move over Satan, you're just hogging all the fun. Yeah! Yeah, man this is
getting me so hot!
War?!
No! Gregory, no!
Now this is bad Wendy. Hold on to me.
Fallen one, I am Satan. I am your god now!
There is no escape.
Now feel the delightful pain.