south park quotes

But minister, it isn't like this film is the first troublesome thing to come
out of Canada. Let us not forget Bryan Adams.

No, no. The Canadian government has apologized for Bryan Adams on several
occasions.

Step 1: Instead of 'ass' say 'buns'. Like 'kiss my buns' or 'You're a buns
hole'.
Step 2: Instead of 'shit' say 'poo'. As in 'bull poo' 'poo head' and 'this
poo is cold'.
Step 3: With 'bitch' drop the 't', 'Cause 'bich' is Latin for 'generosity'.
Step 4: Don't say 'fuck' anymore, 'Cause 'fuck' is the worst word that you
can say. So just use the word 'mmmkay'!

Aw, ma! He's not even my real brother, he's adopted.

Oh my god... ahh! Ahh shit! Ahh shit. Ohhh!

What did he say?

Well Philip, I hope you've learned something through this whole experience.

I have Terrance. I've learned that you are a boner biting dick fart fuck
face.

It's easy, Mmmkay!

Allright, this is for the silver medal. Spell "forensics".

Oh, fuck that, why the fuck should I have to spell forensics.

Here you go. S-U-C-K M-Y A-S-S, forensics.

I want this V-Chip out of me! It has stunted my vocabulary.

You're a fucking faggot, dude.

I bet him he couldn't do it. I bet him a hundred dollars...

C'mon Cartman, it's not your fault.

Oh, I know, I'm just fucking stoked I don't have to pay him.

That's real nice. He was your friend, you fat fuck!

Yes, yes, I saw the Terrance and Philip movie. Who wants to touch me? I said
who wants to fucking touch me?

How would you like to see the school counselor?

How would you like to suck my balls?

Listen you donkey raping shit eater.

Holy shit dude.

Move over Satan, you're just hogging all the fun. Yeah! Yeah, man this is
getting me so hot!

What do you expect? They're Canadian.

Oh shit dude, now our moms are gonna find out we went to see the Terrance
and Philip movie again.

Off to the movies we shall go where we learn everything that we know. 'Cause
the movies teach us what our parents don't have time to say! And this
movie's gonna make our lives complete.

Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka! You're a cock sucking, ass-licking
uncle fucka!
You're an uncle fucka, yes it's true, nobody fucks uncles quite like you!