south park quotes

Step 1: Instead of 'ass' say 'buns'. Like 'kiss my buns' or 'You're a buns
hole'.
Step 2: Instead of 'shit' say 'poo'. As in 'bull poo' 'poo head' and 'this
poo is cold'.
Step 3: With 'bitch' drop the 't', 'Cause 'bich' is Latin for 'generosity'.
Step 4: Don't say 'fuck' anymore, 'Cause 'fuck' is the worst word that you
can say. So just use the word 'mmmkay'!

Well Philip, I hope you've learned something through this whole experience.

I have Terrance. I've learned that you are a boner biting dick fart fuck
face.

How would you like to see the school counselor?

How would you like to suck my balls?

You're a fucking faggot, dude.

Oh my god... ahh! Ahh shit! Ahh shit. Ohhh!

Listen you donkey raping shit eater.

It's easy, Mmmkay!

Yes, yes, I saw the Terrance and Philip movie. Who wants to touch me? I said
who wants to fucking touch me?

I want this V-Chip out of me! It has stunted my vocabulary.

What do you expect? They're Canadian.

Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka! You're a cock sucking, ass-licking
uncle fucka!
You're an uncle fucka, yes it's true, nobody fucks uncles quite like you!

I bet him he couldn't do it. I bet him a hundred dollars...

C'mon Cartman, it's not your fault.

Oh, I know, I'm just fucking stoked I don't have to pay him.

That's real nice. He was your friend, you fat fuck!

Off to the movies we shall go where we learn everything that we know. 'Cause
the movies teach us what our parents don't have time to say! And this
movie's gonna make our lives complete.

Fucking weak, dude!

Oh shit dude, now our moms are gonna find out we went to see the Terrance
and Philip movie again.

Young man, you will tell Mr... Mackey where you heard all these horrible
phrases.

I... I...

We can't tell you, We all took a sacred oath and swore ourselves to secrecy!

It was the Terrance and Philip movie.

You'd fuck your uncle!

What the heck is a rimjaw?

Oh, that's when you put your legs behind your head and have somebody lick
your ass.

Oh no, dude.

Mr. Mackey, can I ask a question?

Mmmkay, what?

What's the big fucking deal, bitch.