“I bent my wookie.”
--Ralph Wiggum
Lisa's Rival (Episode 1F17)
“I bent my wookie.”
--Ralph Wiggum
Lisa's Rival (Episode 1F17)
“Slow down, Bart! My legs don't know how to be as long as yours.”
--Ralph Wiggum
This Little Wiggy (Episode 5F13)
“When I grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpillar.”
--Ralph Wiggum
The Principal and the Pauper (Episode 4F23)
“My cat's breath smells like cat food.”
--Ralph Wiggum
Lisa's Rival (Episode 1F17)
Ralph: "Daddy, I'm scared. Too scared to even wet my pants."
Chief Wiggum:
"Just relax and it'll come, son."
--Ralph Wiggum
Lisa the Skeptic (Episode 5F05)
“Will you cook my dinner for me? My parents aren't around and I'm not allowed to turn on the stove.”
--Ralph Wiggum
Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy (Episode 2F07)
“He's still funny, but not 'ha-ha' funny.”
--Ralph Wiggum
Kamp Krusty (Episode 8F24)
“Go, banana!”
--Ralph Wiggum
Das Bus (Episode 5F11)
“Your hair is tall, and pretty!”
--Ralph Wiggum
This Little Wiggy (Episode 5F13)
“What's a diorama?”
--Ralph Wiggum
Lisa's Rival (Episode 1F17)
“This is my sandbox, I'm not allowed to go in the deep end.”
--Ralph Wiggum
This Little Wiggy (Episode 5F13)
“It says 'I Choo-choo-choose You,' and there's a picture of a train!”
--Ralph Wiggum
I Love Lisa (Episode 9F13)
“Wheee! ...ow, I bit my tongue!”
--Ralph Wiggum
Bart's Inner Child (Episode 1F05)
“I beat the smart kids! I beat the smart kids!”
--Ralph Wiggum
Lisa's Rival (Episode 1F17)
“So, do you...like...stuff?”
--Ralph Wiggum
I Love Lisa (Episode 9F13)
“Which one is one?”
--Ralph Wiggum
The Principal and the Pauper (Episode 4F23)
“Hey, I know you, my daddy took your beer.”
--Ralph Wiggum
This Little Wiggy (Episode 5F13)
“My toys are all sticky.” {nr}
--Ralph Wiggum
This Little Wiggy (Episode 5F13)
“Help! She's touching my special area!”
--Ralph Wiggum
This Little Wiggy (Episode 5F13)
“What's lime disease? Does that mean you're crazy?”
--Ralph Wiggum
Lisa's Substitute (Episode 7F19)
“Principal Skinner is an old man who lives at the school.”
--Ralph Wiggum
The Principal and the Pauper (Episode 4F23)
“Teacher made me go to Principal Skinner's office when I was dirty.”
--Ralph Wiggum
The Principal and the Pauper (Episode 4F23)
“Yes, but what man can tame her?”
--Ralph Wiggum
Lisa's Pony (Episode 8F06)
“I ated the purple berries”
--Ralph Wiggum
Das Bus (Episode 5F11)
“I found a moon rock in my nose!”
--Ralph Wiggum
This Little Wiggy (Episode 5F13)
Ralph: "Um, Miss Hoover? There's a dog in the vent."
Miss Hoover:
"Ralph, remember the time you said Snagglepuss was outside?"
Ralph: "He was going to the bathroom."
--Ralph Wiggum
Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song (Episode 1F18)
“Hi, Lisa! We're going to be in a pie!”
--Ralph Wiggum
Hurricane Neddy (Episode 4F07)
“It tastes like ... burning”
--Ralph Wiggum
Das Bus (Episode 5F11)
“Principal Skinner, I got carsick in your office.”
--Ralph Wiggum
Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song (Episode 1F18)
Ralph: "Miss Hoover? The floor is shaking."
Miss Hoover:
"Ralph, remember the time you thought the --"
[gusher explodes through the ceiling, taking Ralph with it]
--Ralph Wiggum
Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One) (Episode 2F16)