simpsons homer quotes

Six simple words: I'm not gay, but I'll learn.

-- Homer Simpson
I Love Lisa

Lurleen, I can't get your song outta my mind. I haven't felt this way
since `Funky Town.'

-- Homer Simpson
Colonel Homer

I'm sick of eating hoagies! I want a grinder, a sub, a foot-long
hero! I want to live, Marge! Won't you let me live? Won't you,
please?

-- Homer Simpson
Fear of Flying

I'm a white male, aged 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me! No matter
how dumb my suggestions are.

-- Homer Simpson
Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy

Michael:
Hi. I'm Michael Jackson, from The Jacksons.

Homer: I'm Homer Simpson, from the Simpsons.

Stark Raving Dad