simpsons chalkboard quotes

I WILL NOT RE-TRANSMIT WITHOUT THE EXPRESS PERMISSION OF MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL
I WILL NOT RE-TRANSMIT WITHOUT THE EXPRESS PERMISSION OF MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL
I WILL NOT RE-TRANSMIT WITHOUT THE EXPRESS PERMISSION OF MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL
I WILL NOT RE-TRANSMIT WITHOUT THE EXPRESS PERMISSION OF MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 1F21

I WILL NOT CALL THE PRINCIPAL "SPUD HEAD"
I WILL NOT CALL THE PRINCIPAL "SPUD HEAD"
I WILL NOT CALL THE PRINCIPAL "SPUD HEAD"
I WILL NOT CALL THE PRINCIPAL "SPUD HEAD"

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 9F13

RUDOLPH'S RED NOSE IS NOT ALCOHOL-RELATED
RUDOLPH'S RED NOSE IS NOT ALCOHOL-RELATED
RUDOLPH'S RED NOSE IS NOT ALCOHOL-RELATED
RUDOLPH'S RED NOSE IS NOT ALCOHOL-RELATED

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 5F07

I WILL NOT MOCK MRS. DUMBFACE
I WILL NOT MOCK MRS. DUMBFACE
I WILL NOT MOCK MRS. DUMBFACE
I WILL NOT MOCK MRS. DUMBFACE

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 2F21

SHOOTING PAINTBALLS IS NOT AN ART FORM
SHOOTING PAINTBALLS IS NOT AN ART FORM
SHOOTING PAINTBALLS IS NOT AN ART FORM
SHOOTING PAINTBALLS IS NOT AN ART FORM

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 5F23

I WILL NOT YELL "FIRE" IN A CROWDED CLASSROOM
I WILL NOT YELL "FIRE" IN A CROWDED CLASSROOM
I WILL NOT YELL "FIRE" IN A CROWDED CLASSROOM
I WILL NOT YELL "FIRE" IN A CROWDED CLASSROOM

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 7G01

ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES BART A DULL BOY ALL WORK AND NO PLAY
MAKES BART A DULL BOY ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES BART A DULL BOY
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES BART A DULL BOY ALL WORK AND NO PLAY

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 1F07

A BURP IS NOT AN ANSWER
A BURP IS NOT AN ANSWER
A BURP IS NOT AN ANSWER
A BURP IS NOT AN ANSWER

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 9F07

I DO NOT HAVE POWER OF ATTORNEY OVER FIRST GRADERS
I DO NOT HAVE POWER OF ATTORNEY OVER FIRST GRADERS
I DO NOT HAVE POWER OF ATTORNEY OVER FIRST GRADERS
I DO NOT HAVE POWER OF ATTORNEY OVER FIRST GRADERS

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 2F19

I WILL NOT BURP IN CLASS
I WILL NOT BURP IN CLASS
I WILL NOT BURP IN CLASS
I WILL NOT BURP IN CLASS

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 7G04

WEDGIES ARE UNHEALTHY FOR CHILDREN AND OTHER LIVING THINGS
WEDGIES ARE UNHEALTHY FOR CHILDREN AND OTHER LIVING THINGS
WEDGIES ARE UNHEALTHY FOR CHILDREN AND OTHER LIVING THINGS
WEDGIES ARE UNHEALTHY FOR CHILDREN AND OTHER LIVING THINGS

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 3F08

I WILL NOT DRIVE THE PRINCIPAL'S CAR
I WILL NOT DRIVE THE PRINCIPAL'S CAR
I WILL NOT DRIVE THE PRINCIPAL'S CAR
I WILL NOT DRIVE THE PRINCIPAL'S CAR

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 7F06

GARLIC GUM IS NOT FUNNY
GARLIC GUM IS NOT FUNNY
GARLIC GUM IS NOT FUNNY
GARLIC GUM IS NOT FUNNY

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 7G13

THIS IS NOT A CLUE...OR IS IT?
THIS IS NOT A CLUE...OR IS IT?
THIS IS NOT A CLUE...OR IS IT?
THIS IS NOT A CLUE...OR IS IT?

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 2F16

NO ONE IS INTERESTED IN MY UNDERPANTS
NO ONE IS INTERESTED IN MY UNDERPANTS
NO ONE IS INTERESTED IN MY UNDERPANTS
NO ONE IS INTERESTED IN MY UNDERPANTS

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 9F17

I WAS NOT TOLD TO DO THIS
I WAS NOT TOLD TO DO THIS
I WAS NOT TOLD TO DO THIS
I WAS NOT TOLD TO DO THIS

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 5F13

THE FIRST AMENDMENT DOES NOT COVER BURPING
THE FIRST AMENDMENT DOES NOT COVER BURPING
THE FIRST AMENDMENT DOES NOT COVER BURPING
THE FIRST AMENDMENT DOES NOT COVER BURPING

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 2F22

MUD IS NOT ONE OF THE 4 FOOD GROUPS
MUD IS NOT ONE OF THE 4 FOOD GROUPS
MUD IS NOT ONE OF THE 4 FOOD GROUPS
MUD IS NOT ONE OF THE 4 FOOD GROUPS

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 9F15

I WILL NOT SKATEBOARD IN THE HALLS
I WILL NOT SKATEBOARD IN THE HALLS
I WILL NOT SKATEBOARD IN THE HALLS
I WILL NOT SKATEBOARD IN THE HALLS

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 7G03

I NO LONGER WANT MY MTV
I NO LONGER WANT MY MTV
I NO LONGER WANT MY MTV
I NO LONGER WANT MY MTV

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 3G02