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I WILL NOT RE-TRANSMIT WITHOUT THE EXPRESS PERMISSION OF MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL
I WILL NOT RE-TRANSMIT WITHOUT THE EXPRESS PERMISSION OF MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL
I WILL NOT RE-TRANSMIT WITHOUT THE EXPRESS PERMISSION OF MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL
I WILL NOT RE-TRANSMIT WITHOUT THE EXPRESS PERMISSION OF MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 1F21


THIS IS NOT A CLUE...OR IS IT?
THIS IS NOT A CLUE...OR IS IT?
THIS IS NOT A CLUE...OR IS IT?
THIS IS NOT A CLUE...OR IS IT?

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 2F16


MUD IS NOT ONE OF THE 4 FOOD GROUPS
MUD IS NOT ONE OF THE 4 FOOD GROUPS
MUD IS NOT ONE OF THE 4 FOOD GROUPS
MUD IS NOT ONE OF THE 4 FOOD GROUPS

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 9F15


A BURP IS NOT AN ANSWER
A BURP IS NOT AN ANSWER
A BURP IS NOT AN ANSWER
A BURP IS NOT AN ANSWER

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 9F07


I DO NOT HAVE POWER OF ATTORNEY OVER FIRST GRADERS
I DO NOT HAVE POWER OF ATTORNEY OVER FIRST GRADERS
I DO NOT HAVE POWER OF ATTORNEY OVER FIRST GRADERS
I DO NOT HAVE POWER OF ATTORNEY OVER FIRST GRADERS

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 2F19


I WILL NOT MOCK MRS. DUMBFACE
I WILL NOT MOCK MRS. DUMBFACE
I WILL NOT MOCK MRS. DUMBFACE
I WILL NOT MOCK MRS. DUMBFACE

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 2F21


WEDGIES ARE UNHEALTHY FOR CHILDREN AND OTHER LIVING THINGS
WEDGIES ARE UNHEALTHY FOR CHILDREN AND OTHER LIVING THINGS
WEDGIES ARE UNHEALTHY FOR CHILDREN AND OTHER LIVING THINGS
WEDGIES ARE UNHEALTHY FOR CHILDREN AND OTHER LIVING THINGS

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 3F08


I WILL NOT SKATEBOARD IN THE HALLS
I WILL NOT SKATEBOARD IN THE HALLS
I WILL NOT SKATEBOARD IN THE HALLS
I WILL NOT SKATEBOARD IN THE HALLS

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 7G03


RUDOLPH'S RED NOSE IS NOT ALCOHOL-RELATED
RUDOLPH'S RED NOSE IS NOT ALCOHOL-RELATED
RUDOLPH'S RED NOSE IS NOT ALCOHOL-RELATED
RUDOLPH'S RED NOSE IS NOT ALCOHOL-RELATED

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 5F07


GARLIC GUM IS NOT FUNNY
GARLIC GUM IS NOT FUNNY
GARLIC GUM IS NOT FUNNY
GARLIC GUM IS NOT FUNNY

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 7G13


NO ONE IS INTERESTED IN MY UNDERPANTS
NO ONE IS INTERESTED IN MY UNDERPANTS
NO ONE IS INTERESTED IN MY UNDERPANTS
NO ONE IS INTERESTED IN MY UNDERPANTS

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 9F17


THE FIRST AMENDMENT DOES NOT COVER BURPING
THE FIRST AMENDMENT DOES NOT COVER BURPING
THE FIRST AMENDMENT DOES NOT COVER BURPING
THE FIRST AMENDMENT DOES NOT COVER BURPING

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 2F22


I WILL NOT DRIVE THE PRINCIPAL'S CAR
I WILL NOT DRIVE THE PRINCIPAL'S CAR
I WILL NOT DRIVE THE PRINCIPAL'S CAR
I WILL NOT DRIVE THE PRINCIPAL'S CAR

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 7F06


I WAS NOT TOLD TO DO THIS
I WAS NOT TOLD TO DO THIS
I WAS NOT TOLD TO DO THIS
I WAS NOT TOLD TO DO THIS

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 5F13


I WILL NOT YELL "FIRE" IN A CROWDED CLASSROOM
I WILL NOT YELL "FIRE" IN A CROWDED CLASSROOM
I WILL NOT YELL "FIRE" IN A CROWDED CLASSROOM
I WILL NOT YELL "FIRE" IN A CROWDED CLASSROOM

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 7G01


ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES BART A DULL BOY ALL WORK AND NO PLAY
MAKES BART A DULL BOY ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES BART A DULL BOY
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES BART A DULL BOY ALL WORK AND NO PLAY

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 1F07


I WILL NOT WASTE CHALK
I WILL NOT WASTE CHALK
I WILL NOT WASTE CHALK
I WILL NOT WASTE CHALK

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 7G02


I WILL NOT BURP IN CLASS
I WILL NOT BURP IN CLASS
I WILL NOT BURP IN CLASS
I WILL NOT BURP IN CLASS

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 7G04


SHOOTING PAINTBALLS IS NOT AN ART FORM
SHOOTING PAINTBALLS IS NOT AN ART FORM
SHOOTING PAINTBALLS IS NOT AN ART FORM
SHOOTING PAINTBALLS IS NOT AN ART FORM

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 5F23


I WILL NOT CALL THE PRINCIPAL "SPUD HEAD"
I WILL NOT CALL THE PRINCIPAL "SPUD HEAD"
I WILL NOT CALL THE PRINCIPAL "SPUD HEAD"
I WILL NOT CALL THE PRINCIPAL "SPUD HEAD"

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 9F13


I WILL NOT COMPLAIN ABOUT THE SOLUTION WHEN I HEAR IT
I WILL NOT COMPLAIN ABOUT THE SOLUTION WHEN I HEAR IT
I WILL NOT COMPLAIN ABOUT THE SOLUTION WHEN I HEAR IT
I WILL NOT COMPLAIN ABOUT THE SOLUTION WHEN I HEAR IT

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 2F20


I WILL NOT DO THAT THING WITH MY TONGUE
I WILL NOT DO THAT THING WITH MY TONGUE
I WILL NOT DO THAT THING WITH MY TONGUE
I WILL NOT DO THAT THING WITH MY TONGUE

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 7F07


I WILL NOT GREASE THE MONKEY BARS
I WILL NOT GREASE THE MONKEY BARS
I WILL NOT GREASE THE MONKEY BARS
I WILL NOT GREASE THE MONKEY BARS

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 7F17


I NO LONGER WANT MY MTV
I NO LONGER WANT MY MTV
I NO LONGER WANT MY MTV
I NO LONGER WANT MY MTV

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 3G02


I WAS NOT TOUCHED "THERE" BY AN ANGEL
I WAS NOT TOUCHED "THERE" BY AN ANGEL
I WAS NOT TOUCHED "THERE" BY AN ANGEL
I WAS NOT TOUCHED "THERE" BY AN ANGEL

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode BABF14


I AM NOT A 32 YEAR OLD WOMAN
I AM NOT A 32 YEAR OLD WOMAN
I AM NOT A 32 YEAR OLD WOMAN
I AM NOT A 32 YEAR OLD WOMAN

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 7F08


MY MOM IS NOT DATING JERRY SEINFELD
MY MOM IS NOT DATING JERRY SEINFELD
MY MOM IS NOT DATING JERRY SEINFELD
MY MOM IS NOT DATING JERRY SEINFELD

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode AABF06


I WILL NOT DO MATH IN CLASS
I WILL NOT DO MATH IN CLASS
I WILL NOT DO MATH IN CLASS
I WILL NOT DO MATH IN CLASS

Lisa Simpson on chalkboard in episode BABF07


I WILL NOT CREATE ART FROM DUNG
I WILL NOT CREATE ART FROM DUNG
I WILL NOT CREATE ART FROM DUNG
I WILL NOT CREATE ART FROM DUNG

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode BABF04


I WILL NOT USE ABBREV.
I WILL NOT USE ABBREV.
I WILL NOT USE ABBREV.
I WILL NOT USE ABBREV.

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 2F33