simpsons cbg quotes

[Pulls out a phaser] Stop right there. I have here the only working phaser ever
built. It was fired only once, to keep William Shatner from making another album.

-- Comic Book Guy
Treehouse of Horror X: Desperately Xeeking Xena (Episode BABF01)

(Covered in Lucite)

(The Collector, slowly, strikes a dramatic pose)

Collector:
Lucite hardening ... must end life in classic Lorne Greene
pose from "Battlestar Galactica." Best ... death ... ever!

Treehouse of Horror X: Desperately Xeeking Xena (Episode BABF01)