Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°9
Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°9
When the lights are out, all women are beautiful
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°19
Do it only with the best
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°32
When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°13
Never stand between a fire hydrant and a dog
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°49
Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°54
Sow your wild oats on Saturday night- Then on Sunday pray for crop failure
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°21
Sex is dirty only if it's done right
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°16
The best way to hold a man is in your arms
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°18
There is no remedy for sex but more sex
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°6
Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°14
A man in the house is worth two in the street
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°10
A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°46
The younger the better
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°22
Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°33
The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feeling
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°1
Don't do it if you can't keep it up
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°55
Never lie down with a woman who's got more troubles than you
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°39
Folks playing leapfrog must complete all jumps
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°47
Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°25
You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°35
There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°27
Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°7
Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°26
It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that caused the trouble in the garden
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°24
The game of love is never called off on account of darkness
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°23
Sex is hereditary
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°20
It is always the wrong time of month
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°17
The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°15
Virginity can be cured
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°12