Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°9
Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°9
When the lights are out, all women are beautiful
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°19
Do it only with the best
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°32
When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°13
Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°54
Never stand between a fire hydrant and a dog
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°49
Sow your wild oats on Saturday night- Then on Sunday pray for crop failure
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°21
Sex is dirty only if it's done right
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°16
The best way to hold a man is in your arms
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°18
Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°14
A man in the house is worth two in the street
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°10
There is no remedy for sex but more sex
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°6
The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feeling
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°1
A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°46
The younger the better
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°22
Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°33
Don't do it if you can't keep it up
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°55
Never lie down with a woman who's got more troubles than you
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°39
Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°25
Folks playing leapfrog must complete all jumps
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°47
You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°35
There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°27
Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°7
Never argue with a women when she's tired- or rested
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°41
A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°42
What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°43
It is better to be looked over than overlooked
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°44
Never say no
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°45
Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°48
A man is only a man, but a good bicycle is a ride
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°50