A collection of quotes, fortunes, anecdotes, and quips. Get new quotes everyday on facebook, twitter, and tumblr.

sex quotes

Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°9


When the lights are out, all women are beautiful
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°19


Do it only with the best
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°32


When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°13


Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°54


Never stand between a fire hydrant and a dog
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°49


Sow your wild oats on Saturday night- Then on Sunday pray for crop failure
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°21


Sex is dirty only if it's done right
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°16


The best way to hold a man is in your arms
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°18


Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°14


A man in the house is worth two in the street
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°10


There is no remedy for sex but more sex
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°6


The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feeling
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°1


A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°46


The younger the better
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°22


Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°33


Don't do it if you can't keep it up
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°55


Never lie down with a woman who's got more troubles than you
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°39


Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°25


Folks playing leapfrog must complete all jumps
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°47


You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°35


There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°27


Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°7


Never argue with a women when she's tired- or rested
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°41


A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°42


What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°43


It is better to be looked over than overlooked
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°44


Never say no
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°45


Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°48


A man is only a man, but a good bicycle is a ride
-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n°50