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Economists can certainly disappoint you. One said that the economy
would turn up by the last quarter. Well, I'm down to mine and it
hasn't.

-- Robert Orben


“Summit meetings tend to be like panda matings. The expectations are always
high, and the results usually disappointing.”
-- Robert Orben


“Most people would like to be delivered from
temptation but would like it to keep in touch.”
-- Robert Orben


“Every morning, I get up and look through the 'Forbes' list of the
richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work”

-- Robert Orben


Never raise your hand to your children -- it leaves your midsection
unprotected.
-- Robert Orben


“Every morning, I get up and look through the 'Forbes' list of the
richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work”
-- Robert Orben


Economists can certainly disappoint you. One said that the economy would
turn up by the last quarter. Well, I'm down to mine and it hasn't.
-- Robert Orben


Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.
-- Robert Orben


Never raise your hand to your children -- it leaves your midsection
unprotected.
-- Robert Orben


I shot an arrow in to the air, and it stuck.
-- graffito in Los Angeles

On a clear day,
U.C.L.A.
-- graffito in San Francisco

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our
lungs there'd be no place to put it all.
-- Robert Orben


Economists can certainly disappoint you. One said that the economy would
turn up by the last quarter. Well, I'm down to mine and it hasn't.
-- Robert Orben


Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.
-- Robert Orben


“Every morning, I get up and look through the 'Forbes' list of the
richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work”
-- Robert Orben