Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is
supposed to be doing at the moment.
-- Robert Benchley
Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is
supposed to be doing at the moment.
-- Robert Benchley
A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance
of turning around three times before lying down.
-- Robert Benchley
It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing,
but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.
-- Robert Benchley
Defining and analyzing humour is a pastime of humorless
people.
-- Robert Benchley
Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed
to be doing at the moment.
-- Robert Benchley
There may be said to be two classes of people in the world; those who constantly
divide the people of the world into two classes and those who do not.
-- Robert Benchley
Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed
to be doing at the moment.
-- Robert Benchley
“Even nowadays a man can't step up and kill a woman without feeling
just a bit unchivalrous ...”
-- Robert Benchley
In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children.
-- Robert Benchley
A freelance is one who gets paid by the word -- per piece or perhaps.
-- Robert Benchley
Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work
he is supposed to be doing at that moment.
-- Robert Benchley
I can't seem to bring myself to say, "Well, I guess I'll be toddling along."
It isn't that I can't toddle. It's that I can't guess I'll toddle.
-- Robert Benchley
I can't seem to bring myself to say, "Well, I guess I'll be toddling along."
It isn't that I can't toddle. It's that I can't guess I'll toddle.
-- Robert Benchley
A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance
of turning around three times before lying down.
-- Robert Benchley
It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing,
but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.
-- Robert Benchley
Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin
with, that it's compounding a felony.
-- Robert Benchley
A freelance is one who gets paid by the word -- per piece or perhaps.
-- Robert Benchley
“Even nowadays a man can't step up and kill a woman without feeling
just a bit unchivalrous ...”
-- Robert Benchley
There may be said to be two classes of people in the world; those who constantly
divide the people of the world into two classes and those who do not.
-- Robert Benchley