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Schlattwhapper, n.:
The window shade that allows itself to be pulled down,
hesitates for a second, then snaps up in your face.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"


Lactomangulation, n.:
Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk carton so badly
that one has to resort to using the "illegal" side.

-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"


ignisecond, n:
The overlapping moment of time when the hand is locking the car
door even as the brain is saying, "my keys are in there!"
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"


ignisecond, n:
The overlapping moment of time when the hand is locking the car
door even as the brain is saying, "my keys are in there!"
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"


Slurm, n.:
The slime that accumulates on the underside of a soap bar
when it sits in the dish too long.

-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"


Bathquake, n.:
The violent quake that rattles the entire house when the water
faucet is turned on to a certain point.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"


petribar:
Any sun-bleached prehistoric candy that has been sitting in
the window of a vending machine too long.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"


Lactomangulation, n.:
Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk carton so badly
that one has to resort to using the "illegal" side.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"


Genderplex, n.:
The predicament of a person in a restaurant who is unable to
determine his or her designated restroom (e.g., turtles and
tortoises).

-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"


Banectomy, n.:
The removal of bruises on a banana.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"


Gnagloot, n.:
A person who leaves all his ski passes on his jacket just to
impress people.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"


Cinemuck, n.:
The combination of popcorn, soda, and melted chocolate which
covers the floors of movie theaters.

-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"


Idiot Box, n.:
The part of the envelope that tells a person where to place
the stamp when they can't quite figure it out for themselves.

-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"


Bathquake, n.:
The violent quake that rattles the entire house when the water
faucet is turned on to a certain point.

-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"


Banectomy, n.:
The removal of bruises on a banana.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"


Yinkel, n.:
A person who combs his hair over his bald spot, hoping no one
will notice.

-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"


Krogt, n. (chemical symbol: Kr):
The metallic silver coating found on fast-food game cards.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"


Gnagloot, n.:
A person who leaves all his ski passes on his jacket just to
impress people.

-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"


Schnuffel, n.:
A dog's practice of continuously nuzzling in your crotch in
mixed company.

-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"


aquadextrous, adj.:
Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off
with your toes.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"


Snacktrek, n.:
The peculiar habit, when searching for a snack, of constantly
returning to the refrigerator in hopes that something new
will have materialized.

-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"


Snacktrek, n.:
The peculiar habit, when searching for a snack, of constantly
returning to the refrigerator in hopes that something new will have
materialized.

-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"


Ignisecond, n.:
The overlapping moment of time when the hand is locking the car
door even as the brain is saying, "my keys are in there!"

-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"


Snacktrek, n.:
The peculiar habit, when searching for a snack, of constantly
returning to the refrigerator in hopes that something new will have
materialized.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"


Bizoos, n.:
The millions of tiny individual bumps that make up a basketball.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"


Furbling, v.:
Having to wander through a maze of ropes at an airport or
bank even when you are the only person in line.

-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"


Schlattwhapper, n.:
The window shade that allows itself to be pulled down,
hesitates for a second, then snaps up in your face.

-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"


Cinemuck, n.:
The combination of popcorn, soda, and melted chocolate which
covers the floors of movie theaters.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"


Lactomangulation, n.:
Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk carton so badly
that one has to resort to using the "illegal" side.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"


Carperpetuation (kar' pur pet u a shun), n.:
The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string at least a
dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it,
then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.

-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"