professor quotes

“Eureka!” -Professor
"Did you build the Smell-o-scope?" -Fry
"No. I remembered that I built one last year." -Professor

“If only he had joined a mainstream religion, like Oprahism or Voodoo.”
-Professor

“Good news, everyone. Tomorrow you'll be making a delivery to Ebola 9, the
virus planet.” -Professor
"Why can't they go today?"
"Because tonight's a special night, and I want all of you to be alive."
-Professor

“This is a great, as long as you don't make me smell Uranus. Heh heh.”
-Fry
"I don't get it." -Leela
"I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid
joke once and for all." -Professor
"Oh. What's it called now?" -Fry
"Urectum." -Professor

“This is Vergon 6.” -Professor
"Bah." -Amy
It's a sunny little doomed planet, inhabited by a number of frisky little
doomed animals." -Professor

“Consider a spherical bear, in simple harmonic motion...”
-- Professor in the UCB physics department

“Consider a spherical bear, in simple harmonic motion...”
-- Professor in the UCB physics department