oneliners quotes

Testosterone is a great equalizer. It turns all men into morons.

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed
teachers.

They told me I was gullible...and I believed them!

During the Middle Ages, probably one of the biggest mistakes was not putting
on your armor because you were "just going down to the corner."

Women: You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a
skimpy Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash.