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Every kind action has a not-so-kind reaction
-- Murphy's Love Laws n°8


Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant
-- Murphy's Love Laws n°4


Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position
-- Murphy's Love Laws n°6


If the person isn't taken, there's a reason
-- Murphy's Love Laws n°2


Nice guys (girls) finish last
-- Murphy's Love Laws n°9


All the good ones are taken
-- Murphy's Love Laws n°1


The nicer someone is, the farther away (s)he is from you
-- Murphy's Love Laws n°3


The best things in the world are free -- and worth every penny of it
-- Murphy's Love Laws n°7


If it seems too good to be true, it probably is
-- Murphy's Love Laws n°10


Availability is a function of time
-- Murphy's Love Laws n°11


The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them
-- Murphy's Love Laws n°5