murphy s food laws quotes

No matter which checkout line you get in, it will always be the slowest one
-- Murphy's Food Laws n°16

The "Fast lane" isn't
-- Murphy's Food Laws n°17

If you do make a list, the store will be out of your most important item
-- Murphy's Food Laws n°11

Everything you like is bad for you
-- Murphy's Food Laws n°1

The number of coupons of the person in front of you is directly proportional to how much of a hurry you're in
-- Murphy's Food Laws n°15

If it isn't bad for you, it's too expensive
-- Murphy's Food Laws n°2

If you can afford it, it's out of season
-- Murphy's Food Laws n°3

The grocery store always gets a fresh shipment immediately after you buy your food for the week
-- Murphy's Food Laws n°9

Coupons always expire before you have a chance to use them
-- Murphy's Food Laws n°13

Every recipe ever written includes one ingredient that you do not have in your kitchen
-- Murphy's Food Laws n°5

You will realize it's back in season the day that the grocery store runs out
-- Murphy's Food Laws n°4

Ovens either overcook or undercook
-- Murphy's Food Laws n°7

Every item in the store will be on sale, except the ones that you want
-- Murphy's Food Laws n°12

You will always forget the most important item if you don't make a list
-- Murphy's Food Laws n°10

The only person who ever gets to use coupons is the person in front of you in line
-- Murphy's Food Laws n°14

Microwave ovens always overcook and undercook at the same time
-- Murphy's Food Laws n°8

Substitutions never taste right
-- Murphy's Food Laws n°6

Stores open 24-hours cannot close for their daily inventory update
-- Murphy's Food Laws n°18