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You will be awarded some great honor.


A day for firm decisions!!!!! Or is it?


You will gain money by an illegal action.


HELP! MY TYPEWRITER IS BROKEN!
-- E. E. CUMMINGS


In my end is my beginning.
-- Mary Stuart, Queen of Scots


Facts, apart from their relationships, are like labels on empty bottles.
-- Sven Italla


Five bicycles make a volkswagen, seven make a truck.
-- Adolfo Guzman


People are beginning to notice you. Try dressing before you leave the house.


From a certain point onward there is no longer any turning back.
That is the point that must be reached.
-- F. Kafka


Of course you have a purpose -- to find a purpose.


Dr. Jekyll had something to Hyde.


Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy.


Beauty and harmony are as necessary to you as the very breath of life.


Furious activity is no substitute for understanding.
-- H.H. Williams


Make a wish, it might come true.


Love is in the offing. Be affectionate to one who adores you.


Living your life is a task so difficult, it has never been attempted before.


You possess a mind not merely twisted, but actually sprained.


A long-forgotten loved one will appear soon.

Buy the negatives at any price.


You never know how many friends you have until you rent a house on the beach.


Vegetables are not food; vegetables are what food eats.
Fruit are vegetables that fool you by tasting good.
Fish are fast-moving vegetables.
Mushrooms are what grows on vegetables when food's done with them.
-- Meat Eater's Credo


Bizarreness is the essence of the exotic.


A nation or civilization that continues to produce soft-minded men
purchases its own spiritual death on an installment plan.
--Martin Luther King, Jr.


You look tired.


Don't feed the bats tonight.


Lady Luck brings added income today. Lady friend takes it away tonight.


You have the power to influence all with whom you come in contact.


Just to have it is enough.


You have many friends and very few living enemies.


You will outgrow your usefulness.