The mosquito exists to keep the mighty humble.
The mosquito exists to keep the mighty humble.
You have the capacity to learn from mistakes. You'll learn a lot today.
The pollution's at that awkward stage. Too thick to navigate and too
thin to cultivate.
-- Doug Sneyd
Alimony and bribes will engage a large share of your wealth.
Ideology, politics and journalism, which luxuriate in failure, are
impotent in the face of hope and joy.
-- P. J. O'Rourke
Afternoon very favorable for romance. Try a single person for a change.
The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech.
-- Clifton Fadiman
Give your very best today. Heaven knows it's little enough.
Somehow I reached excess without ever noticing when I was passing through
satisfaction.
-- Ashleigh Brilliant
Expect the worst, it's the least you can do.
Excellent time to become a missing person.
You attempt things that you do not even plan because of your extreme stupidity.
Everything will be just tickety-boo today.
Never be led astray onto the path of virtue.
Your heart is pure, and your mind clear, and your soul devout.
Reply hazy, ask again later.
Look afar and see the end from the beginning.
You are not dead yet. But watch for further reports.
Mirrors should reflect a little before throwing back images.
-- Jean Cocteau
Don't relax! It's only your tension that's holding you together.
You will be run over by a bus.
If it doesn't smell yet, it's pretty fresh.
-- Dave Johnson, on dead seagulls
You will be aided greatly by a person whom you thought to be unimportant.
I don't understand you anymore.
Just because the message may never be received does not mean it is
not worth sending.
Save energy: be apathetic.
Among the lucky, you are the chosen one.
Today is the first day of the rest of the mess.
It's lucky you're going so slowly, because you're going in the wrong direction.
Silence is the only virtue you have left.