> Send this to 10 people within the hour you read this. If you do,
> Your wish will come true. If you don't it will become the
I hereby grant you your wish. Your wish, as communicated to me by
the higher authorities in IOL, is to be famous and popular.
You are now famous, for you have flaunted your two-picolitre brain
in public. You are quadruply famous, for you have exceeded my two
erstwhile friends and acquaintances, Mr. Meir's Zad and Mr. Merkin,
and they were no havewits, either.
You are now famous, for not only you have proudly declared your
ignorance (an admirable step in itself) but you have also marked
yourself as a credulous dupe (which is a stamenet of intent).
You are now famous, for the entire Linux-IL list will have read
your epistle by now. They will remember you fondly and mention you
from time to time, have no doubt. Tell your children's children that
in some circles you are called:
"That ignorant, credulous, cretinous dupe."
And, of course, you are now popular, for by now at least, you
will save provided some entertainment to the entire Linux-IL
mailing list and to me personally, to my friends, associates, debtors,
creditors, suitors, sailors, tailors and the occasional woman of
Live long and prosper and procreate, for we will, in our
future as a race, need Channel 21 customers like yourself to fuel
-- Marc A. Volovic on linux-il, 18 Jun, 1998