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“[In 'Doctor' mode], I spent a good ten minutes telling Emacs what I
thought of it. (The response was, 'Perhaps you could try to be less
abusive.')”
(By Matt Welsh)


What you end up with, after running an operating system concept through
these many marketing coffee filters, is something not unlike plain hot
water.

-- Matt Welsh


“...Unix, MS-DOS, and Windows NT (also known as the Good, the Bad, and
the Ugly).”
(By Matt Welsh)


“...Unix, MS-DOS, and Windows NT (also known as the Good, the Bad, and
the Ugly).”
(By Matt Welsh)


..you could spend *all day* customizing the title bar. Believe me. I
speak from experience."
(By Matt Welsh)


“Waving away a cloud of smoke, I look up, and am blinded by a bright, white
light. It's God. No, not Richard Stallman, or Linus Torvalds, but God. In
a booming voice, He says: ”THIS IS A SIGN. USE LINUX, THE FREE UNIX SYSTEM
FOR THE 386."
(Matt Welsh)


..you could spend *all day* customizing the title bar. Believe me. I
speak from experience."
(By Matt Welsh)


“[In 'Doctor' mode], I spent a good ten minutes telling Emacs what I
thought of it. (The response was, 'Perhaps you could try to be less
abusive.')”
(By Matt Welsh)


“Are [Linux users] lemmings collectively jumping off of the cliff of
reliable, well-engineered commercial software?”
(By Matt Welsh)


“What you end up with, after running an operating system concept through
these many marketing coffee filters, is something not unlike plain hot
water.”
(By Matt Welsh)


“It's God. No, not Richard Stallman, or Linus Torvalds, but God.”
(By Matt Welsh)


“...very few phenomena can pull someone out of Deep Hack Mode, with two
noted exceptions: being struck by lightning, or worse, your *computer*
being struck by lightning.”
(By Matt Welsh)


“And the next time you consider complaining that running Lucid Emacs
19.05 via NFS from a remote Linux machine in Paraguay doesn't seem to
get the background colors right, you'll know who to thank.”
(By Matt Welsh)


“Linux poses a real challenge for those with a taste for late-night
hacking (and/or conversations with God).”
(By Matt Welsh)


“...very few phenomena can pull someone out of Deep Hack Mode, with two
noted exceptions: being struck by lightning, or worse, your *computer*
being struck by lightning.”
(By Matt Welsh)


“...Deep Hack Mode--that mysterious and frightening state of
consciousness where Mortal Users fear to tread.”
(By Matt Welsh)


“Even more amazing was the realization that God has Internet access. I
wonder if He has a full newsfeed?”
(By Matt Welsh)


“Waving away a cloud of smoke, I look up, and am blinded by a bright, white
light. It's God. No, not Richard Stallman, or Linus Torvalds, but God. In
a booming voice, He says: ”THIS IS A SIGN. USE LINUX, THE FREE UNIX SYSTEM
FOR THE 386."
(Matt Welsh)


“I once witnessed a long-winded, month-long flamewar over the use of
mice vs. trackballs...It was very silly.”
(By Matt Welsh)


“And the next time you consider complaining that running Lucid Emacs
19.05 via NFS from a remote Linux machine in Paraguay doesn't seem to
get the background colors right, you'll know who to thank.”
(By Matt Welsh)


“It's God. No, not Richard Stallman, or Linus Torvalds, but God.”
(By Matt Welsh)


“Linux poses a real challenge for those with a taste for late-night
hacking (and/or conversations with God).”
(By Matt Welsh)


“I once witnessed a long-winded, month-long flamewar over the use of
mice vs. trackballs...It was very silly.”
(By Matt Welsh)


“Even more amazing was the realization that God has Internet access. I
wonder if He has a full newsfeed?”
(By Matt Welsh)


“...Deep Hack Mode--that mysterious and frightening state of
consciousness where Mortal Users fear to tread.”
(By Matt Welsh)


“What you end up with, after running an operating system concept through
these many marketing coffee filters, is something not unlike plain hot
water.”
(By Matt Welsh)


“Are [Linux users] lemmings collectively jumping off of the cliff of
reliable, well-engineered commercial software?”
(By Matt Welsh)