macintosh quotes

I wrote an ad for Apple Computer: "Macintosh - We might not get
everything right, but at least we knew the century was going to
end."
-- Douglas Adams

The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in
higher regard those who think alike than those who think differently.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche

Never ask what sort of computer a guy drives. If he's a Mac
user, he'll tell you. If not, why embarrass him?
-- Tom Clancy

Well, to create a new standard it takes something that's not just
a little bit different, it takes something that's really new, and
really captures people's imagination. And, the Macintosh, of all
the machines I've ever seen, is the only one that meets that standard.
-- Bill Gates

My friends, each of you is a single cell in the great body of the
state. And today, that great body has purged itself of parasites.
We have triumphed over the unprincipled dissemination of facts.
The thugs and wreckers have been cast out and the poisonous
weeds of disinformation have been cosigned to the dustbin of
history. Let each and every cell rejoice! For today we
celebrate the first, glorious anniversary of the Information
Purification Directive.

We have created, for the first time in all history, a garden of
pure ideology, where each worker may bloom secure from the pests
of contradictory and confusing truths. Our unification of thought
is a more powerful weapon than any fleet or army on earth! We are
one people. With one will. One resolve. One cause. Our enemies
shall talk themselves to death, and we will bury them with their
own confusion. We shall prevail!
-- Big Brother, Apple's "1984" commercial

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