leela quotes

"I don't care how many eyes a man has... as long as it's less than five."
-Leela

"Hey, you know what'd cheer you up? You should get yourself a puppy." -Amy
"A puppy? Nibbler loved to eat puppies...." -Leela

"Hey, I'm startin' to get the hang of this game. The blerns are loaded. The
count's three blerns and two anti-blerns, and the
infield blern rule is in effect. Right?" -Fry
"Other than the word blern, that was complete gibberish." -Leela

"Just make a simple cake. And this time, if someone's going to jump out of
it, make sure to put them in after you cook it."
-Leela