leela quotes

“You're vegetarians! Who cares what you do?”
--Leela

“I don't get it. Who was this Ted Danson, and why would you pay $10,000 for
his skeleton?” -Leela

“Just make a simple cake. And this time, if someone's going to jump out of
it, make sure to put them in after you cook it.”
-Leela

“Hey, you know what'd cheer you up? You should get yourself a puppy.” -Amy
"A puppy? Nibbler loved to eat puppies...." -Leela

“Take it off or else I break it off.” -Leela, with Fry's arm around her

“I don't care how many eyes a man has... as long as it's less than five.”
-Leela

“Hey, I'm startin' to get the hang of this game. The blerns are loaded. The
count's three blerns and two anti-blerns, and the
infield blern rule is in effect. Right?” -Fry
"Other than the word blern, that was complete gibberish." -Leela

“Y'know, Zap, once I thought you were a big pompous buffoon. Then I
realized that inside you were just a pitiful child. But
now I realize that outside that child is just a big pompous buffoon.”
-Leela

“Don't take this the wrong way, Fry, but you don't seem like the educated
type.” -Leela

“I'm never gonna get used to the thirty-first century. Caffeinated bacon?
Baconated grapefruit? Admiral Crunch?” -Fry
"Well if you don't like that, try some Archduke Chocula." -Leela

“In case you were wondering, that was just for Zapp.”
-Leela, after kissing Fry

“Hurry up! I wanna see the moon.” -Fry
"Relax. It's open 'till nine." -Leela

“I love every living creature.” -Leela
"Even me?" -Fry
"As a friend." -Leela

“Look at that five o'clock rust. You've been up all night not drinking,
haven't you?” -Leela