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The modern child will answer you back before you've said anything.
-- Laurence J. Peter


If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

-- Laurence J. Peter


No committee could ever come up with anything as revolutionary as a
camel -- anything as practical and as perfectly designed to perform
effectively under such difficult conditions.

-- Laurence J. Peter


The modern child will answer you back before you've said anything.
-- Laurence J. Peter


An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow
why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

-- Laurence J. Peter


No committee could ever come up with anything as revolutionary as a camel --
anything as practical and as perfectly designed to perform effectively under
such difficult conditions.
-- Laurence J. Peter


Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents'
shortcomings.
-- Laurence J. Peter, "Peter's Principles"


Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who
will get the blame.
-- Laurence J. Peter


If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
-- Laurence J. Peter


Democracy is a process by which people are free to choose
the man who will get the blame.

-- Laurence J Peter


Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of
prejudices.

-- Laurence J Peter


Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing
our parents' shortcomings.

-- Laurence J Peter


The modern child will answer you back before you've said anything.

-- Laurence J. Peter


No committee could ever come up with anything as revolutionary as a camel --
anything as practical and as perfectly designed to perform effectively under
such difficult conditions.
-- Laurence J. Peter


Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents'
shortcomings.
-- Laurence J. Peter, "Peter's Principles"


If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
-- Laurence J. Peter


Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who
will get the blame.
-- Laurence J. Peter