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“If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little
Lavoris in the toilet.”
-- Jay Leno


“If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little
Lavoris in the toilet.”

-- Jay Leno


“Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like
`Psychic Wins Lottery'?”

-- Jay Leno


“Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like
`Psychic Wins Lottery.'”
-- Comedian Jay Leno


“If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little
Lavoris in the toilet.”
-- Comedian Jay Leno


“Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like
`Psychic Wins Lottery'?”
-- Jay Leno


“If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little
Lavoris in the toilet.”
-- Jay Leno


“Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like
`Psychic Wins Lottery'?”
-- Jay Leno