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Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason


It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding
a sickness you like.
-- Jackie Mason


Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason


It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding
a sickness you like.
-- Jackie Mason


“I always thought music was more important than sex—then I thought if I don't hear a concert for a year-and-a-half it doesn't bother me.” (Jackie Mason)