homer quotes

All my life, I have searched for a car that feels a certain way.
powerful like a gorilla, yet soft and yielding like a Nerf ball.
Now, at last, I have found it.

-- Homer, describing his car, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?"

Marge: Homer, go easy on the alkyhol. Remember last year at the Winfields'
party when you threw up in the laundry hamper?
Homer: No.
Marge: Mm.

-- Homer starts getting tipsy, "War of the Simpsons"