holygrail quotes

From "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"

ARTHUR: You are indeed brave, Sir knight, but the fight is mine.
BLACK KNIGHT: Oh, had enough, eh?
ARTHUR: Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left.
BLACK KNIGHT: Yes I have.
ARTHUR: Look!
BLACK KNIGHT: Just a flesh wound.

From "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"

ZOOT: What is your name, handsome knight?
ALAHAD: Sir Galahad... the Chaste.
ZOOT: Mine is Zoot... just Zoot. Oh, but come!
GALAHAD: Look, please! In God's name, show me the Grail!
ZOOT: Oh, you have suffered much! You are delirious!
GALAHAD: L-look, I have seen it! It is here, in the--
ZOOT: Sir Galahad! You would not be so ungallant as to refuse our hospitality.
GALAHAD: Well, I-I-uh--

From "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"

ZOOT: Oh, but you must see the doctors immediately! No, no, please, lie down.
[clap clap]
PIGLET: Ah. What seems to be the trouble?
GALAHAD: They're doctors?!
ZOOT: Uh, they've had a basic medical training, yes.
GALAHAD: B-but--
ZOOT: Oh, come come, you must try to rest! Doctor Piglet, Doctor Winston,
practice your art.

From "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"

ARTHUR: In the name of the Lord, we demand entrance to this sacred castle!
GUARD: No chance, English bedwetting types. I burst my pimples at you and call
your door opening request a silly thing. You tiny-brained wipers of
other people's bottoms!
ARTHUR: If you do not open this door, we shall take this castle by force!
[splat]
In the name of God and the glory of our--
[splat]
Right! That settles it!