hogfather quotes

The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.
(Hogfather)

The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.
(Hogfather)

It's a sad and terrible thing that high-born folk really have thought that
the servants would be totally fooled if spirits were put into decanters
that were cunningly labelled *backwards*. And also throughout history the
more politically conscious butler has taken it on trust, and with rather
more justification, that his employers will not notice if the whisky is
topped up with eniru.
(Hogfather)

Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made
you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.
(Hogfather)

'Charity ain't giving people what you wants to give, it's giving people what they need to get.'
(Hogfather)