The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.
(Hogfather)
The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.
(Hogfather)
The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.
(Hogfather)
To him breathing was an intellectual that had to be concentrated on. He could just manage one nostril at a time at the moment.
(Hogfather)
“What do you call that warm feeling you get inside?”
"Heartburn?"
(Hogfather)
Drinks like this tend to get called Traffic Lights or Rainbow's Revenge or, in places where truth is more highly valued, Hello and Goodbye Mr Brain Cell.
(Hogfather)
She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do.
And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find
herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death
with her own umbrella.
(Hogfather)
“I really should talk to him. He's had a near-death experience!”
"We all have. It's called living."
(Hogfather)
It's a sad and terrible thing that high-born folk really have thought that
the servants would be totally fooled if spirits were put into decanters
that were cunningly labelled *backwards*. And also throughout history the
more politically conscious butler has taken it on trust, and with rather
more justification, that his employers will not notice if the whisky is
topped up with eniru.
(Hogfather)
*Glingleglingleglingle.*
(Hogfather)
It wasn't that her [Susan's] parents didn't believe in such things. They didn't need to believe in them. They knew they existed. They just wished they didn't.
(Hogfather)
Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made
you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.
(Hogfather)
' I really should talk to him, sir. He's had a near-death experience!'
'We all do. It's called living.'
(Hogfather)
YOU [humans] NEED TO BELIEVE IN THINGS THAT AREN'T TRUE. HOW ELSE CAN THEY BECOME?
(Hogfather)
The Quirmian philosopher Ventre put forward the suggestion that "Possibly the gods exist, and possibly they do not. So why not believe in them in any case? If it's all true you'll go to a lovely place when you die, and if it isn't then you've lost nothing, right?" When he died he woke up in a circle of gods holding nasty-looking sticks and one of them said "We're going to show you what we think of Mr Clever Dick in these parts..."
(Hogfather)
That statement is either so deep that it would take a lifetime to fully comprehend, or it is a load of absolute tosh.
(Hogfather)
He was considered by Ankh-Morpork's professional underclass to be something of an intellectual because some of his tattoos were spelt right.
(Hogfather)
“I could certainly run a marvellous university here if only we didn't have to have all these damn students underfoot all the time.”
(Hogfather)
This is very similar to the suggestion put forward by the Quirmian
philosopher Ventre, who said, "Possibly the gods exist, and possibly they
do not. So why not believe in them in any case? If it's all true you'll go
to a lovely place when you die, and if it isn't then you've lost nothing,
right?" When he died he woke up in a circle of gods holding nasty-looking
sticks and one of them said, "We're going to show you what we think of Mr
Clever Dick in these parts..."
(Hogfather)
“Divide by cucumber error. Please reinstall universe and reboot.”
(Hogfather)
“I am sure he wouldn't keep eating them if they were addictive.”
(Hogfather)
'Charity ain't giving people what you wants to give, it's giving people what they need to get.'
(Hogfather)
Biers was where the undead drank. And when Igor the barman was asked for a
Bloody Mary, he didn't mix a metaphor.
(Hogfather)
'Never say die, master. That's our motto, eh?'
I CAN'T SAY IT'S EVER REALLY BEEN MINE.
(Hogfather)
Everything starts somewhere, though many physicists disagree. But people
have always been dimly aware of the problem with the start of things. They
wonder how the snowplough driver gets to work, or how the makers of
dictionaries look up the spelling of words.
(Hogfather)
“That statement is either so deep it would take a lifetime to fully
comprehend every particle of its meaning, or it is a load of absolute tosh.
Which is it, I wonder?”
(Hogfather)
The omnipotent eyesight of various supernatural entities is often remarked upon. It is said that they can see the fall of every sparrow.
And this may be true. But there is only one who is always there when it hits the ground.
(Hogfather)
You only had to look into Teatime's mismatched eyes to know one thing, which was this: if Teatime wanted to find you he would not look everywhere. He'd look in only one place, which would be the place where you were hiding.
(Hogfather)
“Millennium hand and shrimp.”
(Hogfather)
+++ Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot +++
(Hogfather)
Worlds of belief, she [Susan] thought. Just like oysters. A little piece of shit gets in and then a pearl grows around it.
(Hogfather)