george gobel quotes

I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.
-- George Gobel

The whole world is a tuxedo and you are a pair of brown shoes.
-- George Gobel

The whole world is a tuxedo and you are a pair of brown shoes.
-- George Gobel

My uncle was the town drunk -- and we lived in Chicago.
-- George Gobel

The whole world is a tuxedo and you are a pair of brown shoes.
-- George Gobel