Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my
teacher was in my class for five years.
-- George Burns
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my
teacher was in my class for five years.
-- George Burns
“I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.” (George Burns)
If you live to the age of a hundred you have it made because very few
people die past the age of a hundred.
-- George Burns
I should have been a country-western singer. After all, I'm older than
most western countries.
-- George Burns
It's no surprise that things are so screwed up: everyone that knows how
to run a government is either driving taxicabs or cutting hair.
-- George Burns
If you live to the age of a hundred you have it made because very few
people die past the age of a hundred.
-- George Burns
It's no surprise that things are so screwed up: everyone that knows how
to run a government is either driving taxicabs or cutting hair.
-- George Burns
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my
teacher was in my class for five years.
-- George Burns
“Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.” (George Burns)
“There is nothing wrong with making love with the light on. Just make sure the car door is closed.” (George Burns)
I should have been a country-western singer. After all, I'm older than
most western countries.
-- George Burns
If you live to the age of a hundred you have it made because very few
people die past the age of a hundred.
-- George Burns
It's no surprise that things are so screwed up: everyone that knows how
to run a government is either driving taxicabs or cutting hair.
-- George Burns