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It's not the valleys in life I dread so much as the dips.
-- Garfield


It's not the valleys in life I dread so much as the dips.
-- Garfield


Do you feel personally responsible for the world food shortage?
Every time you go to the beach, does the tide come in?
Have you ever eaten an entire moose?
Can you see your neck?
Do joggers take laps around you for exercise?
If so, welcome to National Fat Week.
This week we'll eat without guilt, and kick off our membership campaign,
...by force-feeding a box of cornstarch to a skinny person.
-- Garfield


You know it's Monday when you wake up and it's Tuesday.
-- Garfield


Do you feel personally responsible for the world food shortage?
Every time you go to the beach, does the tide come in?
Have you ever eaten an entire moose?
Can you see your neck?
Do joggers take laps around you for exercise?
If so, welcome to National Fat Week.
This week we'll eat without guilt, and kick off our membership campaign,
...by force-feeding a box of cornstarch to a skinny person.
-- Garfield


You know it's Monday when you wake up and it's Tuesday.
-- Garfield


It's not the valleys in life I dread so much as the dips.

-- Garfield