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When a lion meets another with a louder roar,
the first lion thinks the last a bore.
-- G.B. Shaw


If parents would only realize how they bore their children.
-- G.B. Shaw


Forgive him, for he believes that the customs of his tribe are the laws
of nature!
-- G.B. Shaw


If parents would only realize how they bore their children.
-- G.B. Shaw


I often quote myself; it adds spice to my conversation.
-- G. B. Shaw


Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the
incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.
-- G.B. Shaw


The worst sin towards our fellow creatures is not to hate them,
but to be indifferent to them; that's the essence of inhumanity.
-- G.B. Shaw


The worst cliques are those which consist of one man.
-- G.B. Shaw


Life would be tolerable but for its amusements.
-- G.B. Shaw


When a lion meets another with a louder roar,
the first lion thinks the last a bore.
-- G.B. Shaw


The English have no respect for their language, and will not teach
their children to speak it.

-- G. B. Shaw


I often quote myself; it adds spice to my conversation.
-- G. B. Shaw


NAPOLEON: What shall we do with this soldier, Giuseppe? Everything he
says is wrong.
GIUSEPPE: Make him a general, Excellency, and then everything he says
will be right.
-- G. B. Shaw, "The Man of Destiny"


Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their
minds cannot change anything.
-- G.B. Shaw


A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and
art into pedantry. Hence University education.
-- G. B. Shaw


Forgive him, for he believes that the customs of his tribe are the laws
of nature!
-- G.B. Shaw


The English have no respect for their language, and will not
teach their children to speak it.

-- G. B. Shaw


NAPOLEON: What shall we do with this soldier, Guiseppe?
Everything he says is wrong.
GUISEPPE: Make him a general, Excellency, and then everything
he says will be right.

-- G. B. Shaw


The English have no respect for their language, and will not teach
their children to speak it.
-- G. B. Shaw


Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the
incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.
-- G.B. Shaw


Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the
incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.

-- G. B. Shaw


A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into
superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education.

-- G. B. Shaw


My method is to take the utmost trouble to find the right thing to say.
And then say it with the utmost levity.
-- G.B. Shaw


NAPOLEON: What shall we do with this soldier, Giuseppe? Everything he
says is wrong.
GIUSEPPE: Make him a general, Excellency, and then everything he says
will be right.
-- G. B. Shaw, "The Man of Destiny"


There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it.
-- G.B. Shaw


The two oldest professions in the world have been ruined by amateurs.
-- G.B. Shaw


Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election
by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.

-- G.B. Shaw


A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and
art into pedantry. Hence University education.
-- G. B. Shaw


There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not
object to it

-- G. B. Shaw


NAPOLEON: What shall we do with this soldier, Guiseppe? Everything he
says is wrong.
GUISEPPE: Make him a general, Excellency, and then everything he says
will be right.

-- G. B. Shaw, "The Man of Destiny"