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Professor: I knew I should have shown him "Electro-Gonnorhea, the Noisy Killer."


“I'm gonna be a famous hero just like Neil Armstrong and those other brave
guys no one ever heard of.” -Fry


“All humans are vermin in the eyes of Morbo!”
--Morbo


“And so, on behalf of the entire city, I thank you Professor Farnsworth. I
now present you with the Academy Prize, which we
confiscated from Dr. Wernstrom after it became apparent that he was a
jackass.” -Mayor


“Finally, I have a good claw! See? Three human females, a number, and
a king giving himself brain surgery!”
--Zoidberg, on the ideal poker hand


Amy: "What about Umbrielle?"
Fry: "Well, it turned out I loved her, but I wasn't in love with her."
Amy: "Trouble in bed."


“You're vegetarians! Who cares what you do?”
--Leela


“C'mon, it's just like making love. Y'know, left, down, rotate sixty-two
degrees, engage rotors....” -Bender


“But suppose we sent a crew to plant an explosive precisely on the fault
line between this mass of coffee grounds and this
deposit of America Online floppy disks.” -Professor
"In theory, it could work." -General
"In theory, perhaps, but you'll never find a crew willing to take on a
mission so suicidally dangerous." -Wernstrom
"Aw, jeez." -Bender


“Eureka!” -Professor
"Did you build the Smell-o-scope?" -Fry
"No. I remembered that I built one last year." -Professor


“Please don't hit me! I'm brittle!”
--Zoidberg


Leela: Hey, you know what might be a hoot?
Professor: No. Why would I know that?


“I learned how to handle delicate social situations from a little show
called 'Three's Company.'” -Fry


“Take it off or else I break it off.” -Leela, with Fry's arm around her


“I don't get it. Who was this Ted Danson, and why would you pay $10,000 for
his skeleton?” -Leela


Were-Bender: Oh boy, I feel like a car in a candy store.


“Just make a simple cake. And this time, if someone's going to jump out of
it, make sure to put them in after you cook it.”
-Leela


“Hey, you know what'd cheer you up? You should get yourself a puppy.” -Amy
"A puppy? Nibbler loved to eat puppies...." -Leela


“Look, it's our nebula. Whenever I see it I'll think back to when we
almost...” (nebula gets sucked into the black hole)
"Oop. Nevermind." -Fry


“It was just a matter of knowing the secret of all TV shows: at the end of
the episode, everything's always right back to normal.” -Fry


“I don't care how many eyes a man has... as long as it's less than five.”
-Leela


“If only he had joined a mainstream religion, like Oprahism or Voodoo.”
-Professor


Famous Original Ray's Superior Court


“Hey, I'm startin' to get the hang of this game. The blerns are loaded. The
count's three blerns and two anti-blerns, and the
infield blern rule is in effect. Right?” -Fry
"Other than the word blern, that was complete gibberish." -Leela


One of Bender's kids: Can we have Bender burgers again?
Bender: No, the cat shelter's onto me.


“Y'know, Zap, once I thought you were a big pompous buffoon. Then I
realized that inside you were just a pitiful child. But
now I realize that outside that child is just a big pompous buffoon.”
-Leela


“Good news, everyone. Tomorrow you'll be making a delivery to Ebola 9, the
virus planet.” -Professor
"Why can't they go today?"
"Because tonight's a special night, and I want all of you to be alive."
-Professor


“Good lord. What is this?” -Fry
"It's the decaying ruins of old New York. Welcome home, pal!" -Bender


Professor: "A toast to Leela. She showed us it's wrong to eat certain
things."


Hermes: "The poor demented honky."