futurama quotes

Leela: Hey, you know what might be a hoot?
Professor: No. Why would I know that?

Amy: "What about Umbrielle?"
Fry: "Well, it turned out I loved her, but I wasn't in love with her."
Amy: "Trouble in bed."

"Take it off or else I break it off." -Leela, with Fry's arm around her

Famous Original Ray's Superior Court

Professor: "A toast to Leela. She showed us it's wrong to eat certain
things."

Fry: Hey, why are those kids following you? Do you have candy stuck to your ass?

Dr. Zoidberg: "A successor to the professor?"

Hermes: "The poor demented honky."

Hermes: "Hail, Atlanta."

Professor: "Good news, everyone, the university is bringing me up on
disclipinary charges. Wait, that's not good news at all."

Bender: Old New York, the city that inspired a casino in Las Vegas.

Bender: "In the event of an emergency, my ass can be used as a floatation
device."

Fry: "You know what I like best about you, Umbrielle? You find me
fascinating, even when I'm not claiming to be a jewel thief
or a lion tamer."

Dr. Zoidberg: "Look at me! I'm Dr. Zoidberg, home-owner!"

Fry: "Hey, you guys, the most amazing thing happened, it's two-for-one
Tuesday at Krispy Kreme! Plus there's mermaids."

Professor: Those delightful birds with their chirp chirp chirp
and their tweet tweet splat.

Oscar Party
No losers admitted

Cop: "He's making a break for it. Get him!"
Fry: "No, no, I was just picking my nose."
Cop: "He's picking his nose. Get him!"

Bender: "Hey, guess what you're accessories to?"

Leela: "There it is, the near-death star."