Professor: I knew I should have shown him "Electro-Gonnorhea, the Noisy Killer."
Professor: I knew I should have shown him "Electro-Gonnorhea, the Noisy Killer."
“I'm gonna be a famous hero just like Neil Armstrong and those other brave
guys no one ever heard of.” -Fry
“All humans are vermin in the eyes of Morbo!”
--Morbo
“Finally, I have a good claw! See? Three human females, a number, and
a king giving himself brain surgery!”
--Zoidberg, on the ideal poker hand
“And so, on behalf of the entire city, I thank you Professor Farnsworth. I
now present you with the Academy Prize, which we
confiscated from Dr. Wernstrom after it became apparent that he was a
jackass.” -Mayor
“You're vegetarians! Who cares what you do?”
--Leela
Amy: "What about Umbrielle?"
Fry: "Well, it turned out I loved her, but I wasn't in love with her."
Amy: "Trouble in bed."
“C'mon, it's just like making love. Y'know, left, down, rotate sixty-two
degrees, engage rotors....” -Bender
“But suppose we sent a crew to plant an explosive precisely on the fault
line between this mass of coffee grounds and this
deposit of America Online floppy disks.” -Professor
"In theory, it could work." -General
"In theory, perhaps, but you'll never find a crew willing to take on a
mission so suicidally dangerous." -Wernstrom
"Aw, jeez." -Bender
“Eureka!” -Professor
"Did you build the Smell-o-scope?" -Fry
"No. I remembered that I built one last year." -Professor
“Please don't hit me! I'm brittle!”
--Zoidberg
Leela: Hey, you know what might be a hoot?
Professor: No. Why would I know that?
“I learned how to handle delicate social situations from a little show
called 'Three's Company.'” -Fry
“Take it off or else I break it off.” -Leela, with Fry's arm around her
“I don't get it. Who was this Ted Danson, and why would you pay $10,000 for
his skeleton?” -Leela
“Just make a simple cake. And this time, if someone's going to jump out of
it, make sure to put them in after you cook it.”
-Leela
“Hey, you know what'd cheer you up? You should get yourself a puppy.” -Amy
"A puppy? Nibbler loved to eat puppies...." -Leela
Were-Bender: Oh boy, I feel like a car in a candy store.
Famous Original Ray's Superior Court
“I don't care how many eyes a man has... as long as it's less than five.”
-Leela
“If only he had joined a mainstream religion, like Oprahism or Voodoo.”
-Professor
“It was just a matter of knowing the secret of all TV shows: at the end of
the episode, everything's always right back to normal.” -Fry
“Look, it's our nebula. Whenever I see it I'll think back to when we
almost...” (nebula gets sucked into the black hole)
"Oop. Nevermind." -Fry
“Hey, I'm startin' to get the hang of this game. The blerns are loaded. The
count's three blerns and two anti-blerns, and the
infield blern rule is in effect. Right?” -Fry
"Other than the word blern, that was complete gibberish." -Leela
“Good news, everyone. Tomorrow you'll be making a delivery to Ebola 9, the
virus planet.” -Professor
"Why can't they go today?"
"Because tonight's a special night, and I want all of you to be alive."
-Professor
“Y'know, Zap, once I thought you were a big pompous buffoon. Then I
realized that inside you were just a pitiful child. But
now I realize that outside that child is just a big pompous buffoon.”
-Leela
“Good lord. What is this?” -Fry
"It's the decaying ruins of old New York. Welcome home, pal!" -Bender
Professor: "A toast to Leela. She showed us it's wrong to eat certain
things."
One of Bender's kids: Can we have Bender burgers again?
Bender: No, the cat shelter's onto me.
“Who was that guy?” -Fry
"Your momma! Now shut up and drag me to work." -Bender