“I'm gonna be a famous hero just like Neil Armstrong and those other brave
guys no one ever heard of.” -Fry
“I'm gonna be a famous hero just like Neil Armstrong and those other brave
guys no one ever heard of.” -Fry
“I learned how to handle delicate social situations from a little show
called 'Three's Company.'” -Fry
“It was just a matter of knowing the secret of all TV shows: at the end of
the episode, everything's always right back to normal.” -Fry
“Look, it's our nebula. Whenever I see it I'll think back to when we
almost...” (nebula gets sucked into the black hole)
"Oop. Nevermind." -Fry
“I never told anybody this, but a thousand years ago I used to look up at
the moon and dream about being an astronaut. I just
didn't have the grades, or the physical endurance, plus I threw up a lot,
and nobody liked spending a week with me.” -Fry
“Ahhh! We're gonna die! Right?” -Fry
"Right." -Bender
"Ahhh!" -Fry
“Listen, Bender, where's your bathroom?” -Fry
"Bath what?" -Bender
"Bathroom." -Fry
"What room?" -Bender
"Bathroom!" -Fry
"What what?" Bender
"Ah, nevermind." -Fry
“Oh my god, you knocked Fox off the air!” -TV worker guy
"Like anyone on earth cares." -Fry
“He's an animal. He belongs in the wild. Or in the circus on one of those
tiny tricycles. Now that's entertainment.” -Fry
“Who would have though hell would really exist? And that it would be in New
Jersey?” -Leela
"Actually..." - Fry
“This is the kind of castle King Arthur would have lived in... if he were a
fiddler crab.” -Fry
“I betcha Leela's holding out for a nice guy with one eye.” -Fry
"That'll take forever. What she oughta do is find a nice guy with two eyes
and poke one out." -Bender
"Yeah, that'd be a timesaver." -Fry
“Maybe you can't understand this, but I finally found what I need to be
happy, and it's not friends, it's things.” -Fry
“Didn't you have ads in the twentieth century?” -Leela
"Well, sure, but not in our dreams. Only on TV and radio...and in
magazines...and movies, and at ballgames, and on buses, and
milk cartons, and T-shirts, and bananas, and written in the sky. But not in
dreams, no sirree." -Fry
“I'm gonna be a science fiction hero, just like Uhura, or Captain Janeway,
or Xena!” -Fry
"Fry, this isn't TV, it's real life. Can't you tell the difference?" -Leela
"Sure, I just like TV better." -Fry
“Face it, Fry, baseball was as boring as mom and apple pie. That's why they
jazzed it up.” -Leela
"Boring? Baseball wasn't...hmmm, so they finally jazzed it up." -Fry
“I heard one time you single-handedly defeated a hoard of rampaging of
somethings in the something something system.” -Fry
“Wow, so this is a real TV station, huh.” -Fry
"Well, it's a Fox affiliate." -TV worker guy
"What are you showing right now?" -Fry
"'Single Female Lawyer.' It's the season finale. Wanna watch?" -TV worker
guy
"I dunno. That's a chick show. I prefer programs of the genre, World's
Blankiest Blank." -Fry
"She is wearing the world's shortiest skirt." -TV worker guy
"I'm in." -Fry
“Fry, you're wasting your life sitting in front of that TV. You need to get
out and see the real world.” -Leela
"But this is HDTV. It's got better resolution than the real world." -Fry
"Everyone's too polite to say anything, but you're covered with bed sores."
-Leela
"Not covered." -Fry