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Committee, n.:
A group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group
decide that nothing can be done.
-- Fred Allen


Advertising is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.

-- Fred Allen


A gentleman never strikes a lady with his hat on.
-- Fred Allen


The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover's Lane holding his own hand.
-- Fred Allen


A gentleman never strikes a lady with his hat on.
-- Fred Allen


Committee, n.:
A group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group
decide that nothing can be done.
-- Fred Allen


California is a fine place to live -- if you happen to be an orange.

-- Fred Allen


A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing
but together can decide that nothing can be done.
-- Fred Allen


I'm going to Boston to see my doctor. He's a very sick man.
-- Fred Allen


Advertising is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.

-- Fred Allen


Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.

-- Fred Allen


Committee, n.:
A group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group
decide that nothing can be done.

-- Fred Allen


The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover's Lane holding his own hand.
-- Fred Allen


Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.
-- Fred Allen


A conference is a gathering of important people who singly
can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be
done.

-- Fred Allen


Man has made his bedlam; let him lie in it.
-- Fred Allen


I can't understand why a person will take a year or two to write a
novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.
-- Fred Allen


Man has made his bedlam; let him lie in it.
-- Fred Allen


Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
-- Fred Allen


I can't understand why a person will take a year or two to write a
novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.
-- Fred Allen


A conference is
a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing,
but together can decide that nothing can be done.

-- Fred Allen


I can't understand why a person will take a year or two to write a
novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.

-- Fred Allen


If the grass is greener in the other fellow's yard -
let him worry about cutting it.

-- Fred Allen


Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
-- Fred Allen


I'm going to Boston to see my doctor. He's a very sick man.

-- Fred Allen


Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.
-- Fred Allen


I'm going to Boston to see my doctor. He's a very sick man.
-- Fred Allen


A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing
but together can decide that nothing can be done.
-- Fred Allen