Don't Worry, Be Happy.
-- Meher Baba
Don't Worry, Be Happy.
-- Meher Baba
If you stand on your head, you will get footprints in your hair.
Alimony and bribes will engage a large share of your wealth.
Stay away from hurricanes for a while.
Living your life is a task so difficult, it has never been attempted before.
Be cheerful while you are alive.
-- Phathotep, 24th Century B.C.
Don't worry. Life's too long.
-- Vincent Sardi, Jr.
Someone whom you reject today, will reject you tomorrow.
Don't you wish you had more energy... or less ambition?
It's a very *__UN*lucky week in which to be took dead.
-- Churchy La Femme
Be different: conform.
Give him an evasive answer.
Be cautious in your daily affairs.
Celebrate Hannibal Day this year. Take an elephant to lunch.
The whole world is a tuxedo and you are a pair of brown shoes.
-- George Gobel
You will gain money by an immoral action.
Be security conscious -- National defense is at stake.
Keep emotionally active. Cater to your favorite neurosis.
“Life, loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it.”
-- Marvin, "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
Everything will be just tickety-boo today.
Fortune: You will be attacked next Wednesday at 3:15 p.m. by six samurai
sword wielding purple fish glued to Harley-Davidson motorcycles.
Oh, and have a nice day!
-- Bryce Nesbitt '84
Don't you feel more like you do now than you did when you came in?
You are capable of planning your future.
You are always busy.
Don't get to bragging.
You will be the victim of a bizarre joke.
You will gain money by an illegal action.
Be free and open and breezy! Enjoy! Things won't get any better so
get used to it.
You are as I am with You.
Tonight's the night: Sleep in a eucalyptus tree.