Don't Worry, Be Happy.
-- Meher Baba
Don't Worry, Be Happy.
-- Meher Baba
If you stand on your head, you will get footprints in your hair.
Alimony and bribes will engage a large share of your wealth.
Stay away from hurricanes for a while.
Don't worry. Life's too long.
-- Vincent Sardi, Jr.
Be cheerful while you are alive.
-- Phathotep, 24th Century B.C.
Someone whom you reject today, will reject you tomorrow.
Living your life is a task so difficult, it has never been attempted before.
Give him an evasive answer.
Don't you wish you had more energy... or less ambition?
It's a very *__UN*lucky week in which to be took dead.
-- Churchy La Femme
Be cautious in your daily affairs.
Be different: conform.
You will gain money by an immoral action.
Celebrate Hannibal Day this year. Take an elephant to lunch.
The whole world is a tuxedo and you are a pair of brown shoes.
-- George Gobel
Keep emotionally active. Cater to your favorite neurosis.
“Life, loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it.”
-- Marvin, "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
Be security conscious -- National defense is at stake.
You will be the victim of a bizarre joke.
You are always busy.
You are capable of planning your future.
Don't you feel more like you do now than you did when you came in?
Don't get to bragging.
Everything will be just tickety-boo today.
Fortune: You will be attacked next Wednesday at 3:15 p.m. by six samurai
sword wielding purple fish glued to Harley-Davidson motorcycles.
Oh, and have a nice day!
-- Bryce Nesbitt '84
You will gain money by an illegal action.
You are as I am with You.
Be free and open and breezy! Enjoy! Things won't get any better so
get used to it.
Tonight's the night: Sleep in a eucalyptus tree.