firesign theatre quotes

I thought there was something fishy about the butler. Probably a Pisces,
working for scale.
-- Firesign Theatre, "The Further Adventures of Nick Danger"

I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
-- Firesign Theatre

“A power so great, it can only be used for Good or Evil!”

-- Firesign Theatre, "The Giant Rat of Summatra"

I came out of twelve years of college and I didn't even know how to sew.
All I could do was account -- I couldn't even account for myself.
-- Firesign Theatre

I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
-- Firesign Theatre

I came out of twelve years of college and I didn't even know how to sew.
All I could do was account -- I couldn't even account for myself.
-- Firesign Theatre

Bozo is the Brotherhood of Zips and Others. Bozos are people who band
together for fun and profit. They have no jobs. Anybody who goes on a
tour is a Bozo. Why does a Bozo cross the street? Because there's a Bozo
on the other side. It comes from the phrase vos otros, meaning others.
They're the huge, fat, middle waist. The archetype is an Irish drunk
clown with red hair and nose, and pale skin. Fields, William Bendix.
Everybody tends to drift toward Bozoness. It has Oz in it. They mean
well. They're straight-looking except they've got inflatable shoes. They
like their comforts. The Bozos have learned to enjoy their free time,
which is all the time.
-- Firesign Theatre, "If Bees Lived Inside Your Head"

“A power so great, it can only be used for Good or Evil!”
-- Firesign Theatre, "The Giant Rat of Summatra"

“A power so great, it can only be used for Good or Evil!”
-- Firesign Theatre, "The Giant Rat of Summatra"

I thought there was something fishy about the butler. Probably a Pisces,
working for scale.
-- Firesign Theatre, "The Further Adventures of Nick Danger"

Bozo is the Brotherhood of Zips and Others. Bozos are people who band
together for fun and profit. They have no jobs. Anybody who goes on a
tour is a Bozo. Why does a Bozo cross the street? Because there's a Bozo
on the other side. It comes from the phrase vos otros, meaning others.
They're the huge, fat, middle waist. The archetype is an Irish drunk
clown with red hair and nose, and pale skin. Fields, William Bendix.
Everybody tends to drift toward Bozoness. It has Oz in it. They mean
well. They're straight-looking except they've got inflatable shoes. They
like their comforts. The Bozos have learned to enjoy their free time,
which is all the time.
-- Firesign Theatre, "If Bees Lived Inside Your Head"