No woman will treat you as badly as the woman you marry
-- Murphy's Laws of Dating n°6
No woman will treat you as badly as the woman you marry
-- Murphy's Laws of Dating n°6
Given enough time, any relationship will end unhappily
-- Murphy's Laws of Dating n°3
Men and women will act rationally when all other possibilities have been exhausted.
-- Katz's Law
“So you don't have to, Cindy, but I was wondering if you might
want to go to someplace, you know, with me, sometime.”
"Well, I can think of a lot of worse things, David."
"Friday, then?"
"Why not, David, it might even be fun."
-- Dating in Minnesota
If you think things are going well in a relationship, you have overlooked something
-- Murphy's Laws of Dating n°2
Necessity is the mother of strange bedfellows.
-- Farber's Fourth Law
The amount of time you spend getting ready for a date is inversely proportional to how well it will turn out.
-- Principle of Diminishing Returns
“So you don't have to, Cindy, but I was wondering if you might
want to go to someplace, you know, with me, sometime.”
"Well, I can think of a lot of worse things, David."
"Friday, then?"
"Why not, David, it might even be fun."
-- Dating in Minnesota
Women will talk to you if and only if they are unavailable
-- Murphy's Laws of Dating n°5
Everywhere in the world, women outnumber men
-- Murphy's Laws of Dating n°4
You cannot know both the location of a female and that she is single at any given time. If the location of the female in question is known, see Law #1
-- The Heisenberg Principle of Dating
Every girl already has a boyfriend
-- Murphy's Laws of Dating n°1