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The program isn't debugged until the last user is dead.

Dear Emily:
I recently read an article that said, "reply by mail, I'll summarize."
What should I do?
-- Doubtful

Dear Doubtful:
Post your response to the whole net. That request applies only to
dumb people who don't have something interesting to say. Your postings are
much more worthwhile than other people's, so it would be a waste to reply by
mail.
-- Emily Postnews Answers Your Questions on Netiquette

"Nuclear war can ruin your whole compile."
-- Karl Lehenbauer

APL is a write-only language. I can write programs in APL, but I can't
read any of them.
-- Roy Keir