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ajs: perhaps Chuck Norris would be a useful addition to
the Pugs and Parrot teams.
rindolf: If Norris can write, give him a commit bit, and
tie him to a keyboard ;)
I thought he already had commit
Chuck Norris commits with a roundhouse kick into the SVN
server's head
* FurnaceBoy chuckles
daxim: If you can get that to pass the test suite, then
more power to you!
Chuck *is* the test suite
chuck norris does not code, when he sits at a
computer, it just does whatever he wants.
Kattana: :-)
ah, we're easy to amuse
Be the test suite, Chuck... BE the test suite.
you gotta pass 'make chuck'

Chuck Norris Perlsixifies at FreeNode's #perl6 channel.


Actor Steve McQueen encouraged his karate teacher to pursue a career in acting. The teacher? Chuck Norris.