“I did not see Elvis”
-- Chalkboard in The Tell-Tale Head
“I did not see Elvis”
-- Chalkboard in The Tell-Tale Head
“I will not call my teacher 'Hot Cakes'”
-- Chalkboard in Homer's Night Out
“I will not skateboard down the halls”
-- Chalkboard in Homer's Odyssey
“I will not do that thing with my tongue”
-- Chalkboard in Bart vs Thanksgiving
“I will not burp in class”
-- Chalkboard in There's No Disgrace Like Home
“I will not draw naked ladies in class”
-- Chalkboard in Call of the Simpsons
“I will not waste chalk”
-- Chalkboard in Bart the Genius
I will not cut corners
I will not cut corners
I will not cut corners
I will not cut corners
I will not cut corners
I will not cut corners
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-- Chalkboard in One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue fish
“I will not get very far with this attitude.”
-- Chalkboard in The Way We Was
I will not make flatulent noises in class
-- Chalkboard in Homer vs Lisa and the 8th Commandment
“Garlic Gum is not funny”
-- Chalkboard in The Crepes of Wrath
“They are laughing at me, not with me”
-- Chalkboard in Krusty Gets Busted
“I will not encourage others to fly”
-- Chalkboard in Bart Gets An 'F'
“Tar is not a Plaything”
-- Chalkboard in Simpson And Delilah
“I will not trade pants with others.”
-- Chalkboard in Dancin' Homer
“I am not a 32 year old woman.”
-- Chalkboard in Dead Putting Society