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“Until you stalk and overrun, you can't devour anyone.”
--- Hobbes


“It's great to have a friend who appreciates an earnest discussion of
ideas.” -Calvin


I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and
happiness. -- Calvin


“If people could put rainbows in zoos, they'd do it.” -Hobbes


“I don't know which is worse, ...that everyone has his price, or that the
price is always so low.” -Calvin


“That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of
empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.”
--- Calvin


“It's hard to be mad at someone who misses you while you're asleep.” -Calvin


If you want to stay dad you've got to polish your image. I think the image
we need to create for you is "repentant but learning". -- Calvin


You don't have to explain something you never said.
-- Calvin Coolidge


“Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely
pointless.” -Calvin


You know what we need, Hobbes? We need an attitude. Yeah, you can't be cool
if you don't have an attitude. -- Calvin


“Endorsing products is the American way of expressing individuality.”
-Calvin


“Mom knows EVERYTHING” -Calvin


“I love Saturday morning cartoons, what classic humour! This is what
entertainment is all about ... Idiots, explosives and falling anvils.”
-- Calvin and Hobbes, Bill Watterson


It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.
-- Calvin


“One of the joys of being a kid is that experiences are new and therefore
more intense.” -Calvin sniffing mustard


You can present the material, but you can't make me care.
-- Calvin


“I love Saturday morning cartoons, what classic humour! This is what
entertainment is all about ... Idiots, explosives and falling anvils.”
-- Calvin and Hobbes, Bill Watterson


I'm looking for something that can deliver a 50-pound payload of snow
on a small feminine target. Can you suggest something? Hello...?
--- Calvin


“All this modern technology just makes people try to do everything at once.”
-Hobbes


Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
-- Calvin


Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he'll invite himself over for dinner.
- Calvin Keegan


“I suppose if we couldn't laugh at things that don't make sense, we couldn't
react to a lot of life.” -Hobbes


It takes an uncommon mind to think of these things.
--- Calvin


“Some things don't need the thought people give them.” -Hobbes


Business will be either better or worse.
-- Calvin Coolidge


“Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because I'm beautiful, smart
and rich.”
-- Calvin Keegan


“My ethicator machine must've had a built-in moral compromise
spectral release phantasmatron! I'm a genius!” --- Calvin


This one's tricky. You have to use imaginary numbers, like eleventeen ...
-- Hobbes


“If good things lasted forever, would we appreciate how precious they are?”
-Hobbes