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Proverbs 26:10
Like an archer who wounds at random is he who hires a fool or any
passer-by.

TWO BY FOURS
Two men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the men walked in the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos." The clerk said, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?" The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck. He returned in a minute and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by-fours." "Alright. How long do you need them?" The customer paused for a minute and said, "I'd better go check." After a while, the customer returned to the office and said, "A long time. We're gonna build a house."

Proverbs 26:10
Like an archer who wounds at random is he who hires a fool or any
passer-by.

FAVORITE PETS
An elderly woman walked into a taxidermist shop carrying the bodies of a deceased male and female monkey. She explained they were her favorite pets and she missed seeing them around very much. "Do you want them mounted?" the taxidermist asked. "Oh, no, standing side-by-side will be just fine."

Two-by-fours don't measure two inches by four inches. Rather, they're 1¾ inches by 3½ inches.