bush fire brigade quotes

There is always an easy way
-- Murphy's Bush Fire Brigade Laws n°2

A clean and dry set of overalls is a magnet for mud and rain
-- Murphy's Bush Fire Brigade Laws n°16

If it's stupid but it works, it ain't stupid
-- Murphy's Bush Fire Brigade Laws n°23

As soon as you are served hot food in the field, it rains
-- Murphy's Bush Fire Brigade Laws n°31

Don't ever be the first, don't ever be the last and don't ever volunteer to do anything
-- Murphy's Bush Fire Brigade Laws n°27

The worse the weather, the more you are required to be out in it
-- Murphy's Bush Fire Brigade Laws n°17

Success occurs when no one is looking, failure occurs when the Fire Control Officer is watching
-- Murphy's Bush Fire Brigade Laws n°30

The easy way usually results in more damage done than less or is blocked by a large, pissed off dog who hasn't eaten in a week
-- Murphy's Bush Fire Brigade Laws n°3

Uniforms only come in two sizes, too small and too large
-- Murphy's Bush Fire Brigade Laws n°6

The more stupid the leader is, the more important tasks he is ordered to carry out
-- Murphy's Bush Fire Brigade Laws n°28